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Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Arthritis / April 2005

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OTP:  DUH!! LOL

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DeeTee and Bob Taggart - 14 Apr 2005 13:58 GMT
When the power mower was broken and wouldn't run, a lady kept hinting to her
husband that he should get it fixed. But, somehow the message never sank in.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When her husband
arrived home one day, he found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping
away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. He watched silently for a short
time and then went into the house.

He was gone only a few moments. When he came out again. He handed her a
toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you might as well
sweep the sidewalks."

The doctors say he will probably walk again, but he will always limp.

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Marmartoo - 14 Apr 2005 18:42 GMT
DeeTee, I started to send that one; am glad you did.  I thought it was
so funny!
Gwen

> When the power mower was broken and wouldn't run, a lady kept hinting to her
> husband that he should get it fixed. But, somehow the message never sank in.
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> http://mysite.verizon.net/vze8fwov/
> ________________________________
Marmartoo - 14 Apr 2005 18:42 GMT
DeeTee, I started to send that one; am glad you did.  I thought it was
so funny!
Gwen

> When the power mower was broken and wouldn't run, a lady kept hinting to her
> husband that he should get it fixed. But, somehow the message never sank in.
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> http://mysite.verizon.net/vze8fwov/
> ________________________________
 
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