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                       HUMOUR & JOKES
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                         Rejection denied

N N, The Boston Consulting Group         Kristofer Felten
N.N@bcg.com                              kfelten@xxx.xxx

Save, September 28, 2004

Dear Ms. N,

    Thank you for your mail, dated September 27!

    After carefully considering your rejection, I regret to inform
you that I cannot accept the fact that I was not invited for an
interview.  This year, I have been fortunate enough to receive an
unusual amount of rejected applications. With so many well-merited
candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all rejections.

    Although I find your rejection most interesting, and despite your
company's unique qualifications and prior experience in rejecting
applications, I feel that the rejection does not match my needs in
this case. That is why I intend to meet with you for an interview, at
The Boston Consulting Group, next week. I look forward to seeing
you then.

    I wish you the best of luck, in your future work, rejecting
applications!

Yours sincerely,

Kristofer Felten
Soon-to-be-your-employee

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