Get this, this is how my day went:
My right foot is slowing me down with tendonitis and
My left foot is sliced up from dropping a jar of jam (full, of course) on
the floor and
Both my knees are achy and hurting from hobbling in strange ways all day.

Aaargh   :-p

This is one time I actually wished for someone with a video camera - there I
was, sitting on the kitchen floor at 6:30 am, jam on the floor, jam on me,
jam on the cat, jam everydamnwhere, holding my towel wrapped bleeding foot
up in the air and cussing like whoknowswhat.  Eventually I decided there was
no way I was going to the clinic for two lousy stitches so I hobbled to the
bathroom  (you try getting up off the floor with two gimpy feet and two
gimpy knees while keeping pressure on a bleeding foot - what a farce!)  and
bandaged everything up nice and snug.

And I came up with some new cuss words.  Sometimes all you can do is shake
your head and laugh!

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