NUMBNUTZ IRONMAN ASKS:

 Daddy, how was I born?

DAD REPLIES:

 Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room
on AOL. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and
we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room,
where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither
one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit
the delete button, nine months later a blessed little popup
appeared and said:

          You've Got Male!