Woman's Prayer :

     Before I lay me down to sleep,

     I pray for a man who's not a creep.

     One who's handsome, smart and strong.

     One who loves to listen long.

     One who thinks before he speaks.

     Says he'll call, and won't wait weeks.

     I pray that he is gainfully employed.

     When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.

     Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

     Massages my back and begs to do more.

     Oh, send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

     Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

     I pray that this man will love me to no end,

     And never attempt to hit on my friend.

     Amen.
 

     Man's Prayer :

     I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac, with huge boobs, who owns a
liquor
     store, and a boat.

     Amen