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Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Arthritis / December 2004I need snowball therapy OTP
the subject is snowball- So here's the problem: I am usually very good at video or computer games. I have this snowball thing nailed. I can get the little hundred point guy whenever he's up-I rarely throw a snowball without hitting. I have never run out of snowballs. I memorized the pattern after about five games and know who's going to pop where. However, I can't stop hitting Santa! I mean it's like a compulsion to hit Santa. I know I'm doing it-I know he's there-I have to hit him. I'll sit here and pledge not to hit him and I do it anyway. I promise myself rewards for not hitting Santa, but no, have to hit him. I say "Melinda, just take a deep breath and imagine a zone or halo or aura around Santa that snowballs can't penetrate...." But still I have to hit Santa...I have to assume there is some hidden meaning Santa holds for me. Perhaps I was disappointed in Santa as a child....maybe I saw mommy kissing Santa....whatever it is, it is rearing it's ugly head. I guess I have lived a life of extraordinary denial as I was so sure Santa and I were best friends....Oh well off to therapy for me.... m LOL... or maybe, just maybe... deep down, you know that Santa is sweltering in that heavy suit, and you just want to help him stave off dehydration by offering him some solid water, right in the kisser! Janet N. > the subject is snowball- > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > m Or, just maybe, you realize that Santa is really just a big kid at heart and you figure he wants to be in on the snowball fight. The REAL Santa wouldn't get upset about being hit, he'd just let loose with a big HO, HO, HO! kids love snowball fights, Santa loves kids, it's a no-brainer for me.  SignatureNann remove the Gator cheer to email me Simply the thing I am shall make me live --- William Shakespeare > the subject is snowball- > [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > m Or maybe you're just over-analyzing the situation and it's plain old fun to see if you can hit the old red elf!LOL Give him one for me! Kelly C.;o) > However, I can't stop hitting Santa! I mean it's >like a compulsion to hit Santa. I know I'm doing it-I know he's there-I have >to hit him. I'll sit here and pledge not to hit him and I do it anyway. I >promise myself rewards for not hitting Santa, but no, have to hit him. Oh, my, that is funny. Poor Santa. ROFL --- Joan Thanks for the different perspectives <g> I'll play this morning and see if twisting it so that hitting santa is s good thing, changes my outcome at all m Ok ... I didn't get the memo.. what is this game..sounds fun RhondaM > Thanks for the different perspectives <g> > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > m > the subject is snowball- > [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > > m LOL! maybe, you instinctively knew he wasn't the "real" santa. i think you just don't like phonies.*snicker* i won the snowball fight, after playing it for the first time this morning, in 3 tries, no hit santas, and went back to bubbels. i broke my personal best in bubbels, too this morning, with a score of 18,400 after clearing the board and doubling my score. i'm on a roll.LOL kate (wondering what the lowest possible score in bubbels is.) > i won the snowball fight, after playing it for the first time this morning, > in 3 tries, no hit santas, and went back to bubbels. i broke my personal > best in bubbels, too this morning, with a score of 18,400 after clearing the > board and doubling my score. i'm on a roll.LOL > kate > (wondering what the lowest possible score in bubbels is.) I can't get bubbels to come up on my computer :( Back to the snowballs :))) melinda, this is a sign of serious mental illness caused by too much iron in your blood and i'm sorry to tell you that the only cure is noni juice. diane ROTFLMBO..... Janet R | melinda, this is a sign of serious mental illness caused by too much iron in | your blood and i'm sorry to tell you that the only cure is noni juice. | | diane I got the n**i out of the fridge, Diane, and had a big glass (by the way, I can get it for you wholesale and if you'd like to sign up as a distributor, I can promise you wealth, health, popularity and no bad hair days ever). Oh no, it didn'tseem to be working-I just got so aggressive that when the elves and their little evil girl friend wanted to stop playing, I just kept on hurling those snowballs. Then furry red guy told me to stop or I wouldn't get presents, I hit him three times in a row. Now I don't care about that silly game. There are real people on the internet for me to hassle.... Want to buy some N**i, little evil girl? Want to save your prostate, little elves? Sure saved my life...look at me now....I am the queen....I am sane.... I am melting.... Warning: Do not take N**i with medrol > melinda, this is a sign of serious mental illness caused by too much iron > in > your blood and i'm sorry to tell you that the only cure is noni juice. > > diane LOLOLOL What have you been smoken... SomBodyElse Diane wrote: >> melinda, this is a sign of serious mental illness caused by >> too much iron in your blood and i'm sorry to tell you that the >> only cure is noni juice. Causing Harv to ask: > LOLOLOL What have you been smoken... Emu oil-scented fags? >>melinda, this is a sign of serious mental illness caused by too much iron >>in [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > LOLOLOL What have you been smoken... I don't know what she's been smokin, but I want some too!!! :-))) Oh poor M, We will have to help you thru this. LOL ;-) Loved the other post you made about what you were drinking and selling. ROFL ;-) You just are so cute. SignatureLove and hugs to all Good thoughts coming your way too. Squirrely Jo > the subject is snowball- > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > m > "Melinda, just take a deep breath and imagine a zone or halo or aura around > Santa that snowballs can't penetrate...." But still I have to hit Santa...I [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > extraordinary denial as I was so sure Santa and I were best friends....Oh well > off to therapy for me.... Thank you so much! Laughter is such good medicine that now I can put off therapy for another day... LOL luv&stuff, Denise |
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