A visiting minister spoke eloquently during the offertory prayer. "Dear
Lord," he began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on
his face, "Without you we are but dust." He would have continued, but at
that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!), leaned over to
me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little voice, "Mom, what is butt
dust?"
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"To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary.
To one without faith, no explanation is possible."
St. Thomas Aquinas
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d'huit - 09 Dec 2004 04:25 GMT
rotflmbdo!
kate
>A visiting minister spoke eloquently during the offertory prayer. "Dear
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Nann Bell - 09 Dec 2004 15:10 GMT
<snort> ROFL!

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Caroline Marold - 09 Dec 2004 15:24 GMT
rofl
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> A visiting minister spoke eloquently during the offertory prayer. "Dear
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firechief - 09 Dec 2004 20:13 GMT
Gwen Love wrote:
> A visiting minister spoke eloquently during the offertory prayer.
> "Dear Lord," he began, with arms extended toward heaven and
> a rapturous look on his face, "Without you we are but dust."
> "Mom, what is butt dust?"
Mary didn't get it. <g>
Harvey R. Stone - 10 Dec 2004 02:39 GMT
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> Mary didn't get it. <g>
Welll then,,,,,,, tell her what butt dust is.... thats easy.
Harv