>BUMPER STICKERS YOU PROBABLY MISSED BECAUSE YOU WERE DRIVING TOO
FAST:
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     >Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
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     >If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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     >Horn Broken.. Watch For Finger.
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     >The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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     >I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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     >So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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     >Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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     >If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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     >Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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     >Illiterate? Write For Help.
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     >Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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     >Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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     >He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.
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     >I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
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     >You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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     >I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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     >Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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     >(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me
     >Back Over...
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     >Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70
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     >Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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     >If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like
     >Jabba The Hut?
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     >Ax Me About Ebonics.
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     >Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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     >Boldly Going Nowhere.
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     >Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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     >Heart Attacks .. God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
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     >Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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     >How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is
     >Lost?
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     >GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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     >All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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     >AND THE GREATEST BUMPER STICKER EVER :
     >"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME
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