Women's T-Shirts

A WASHINGTON POST columnist runs a column each summer listing
Interesting WOMEN'S T-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Maryland
beach.

1.  I CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN.

2.  (On the front) 60 IS NOT OLD.  (On the back) IF YOU'RE A TREE.

3.  DARN RIGHT I'M STILL HOT.  IT JUST COMES IN  FLASHES.

4.   BUCKLE UP.  MAKES IT HARDER FOR ALIENS TO SNATCH YOU FROM YOUR CAR

5.  MY REALITY CHECK JUST BOUNCED.

6   LIFE IS SHORT.  MAKE FUN OF IT.

7.  I'M NOT 50.  I'M $49.95 PLUS TAX.

8.  I NEED SOMEBODY BAD.  ARE YOU BAD?

9.  PHYSICALLY PFFFFFT!

10.  I'M NOT A SNOB.  I'M JUST BETTER THAN YOU ARE

11.  IT'S MY CAT'S WORLD.  I'M JUST HERE TO OPEN CANS.

12.  EARTH IS THE INSANE ASYLUM OF THE UNIVERSE.

13.  KEEP STARING.  I MAY DO A TRICK.

14.  WE GOT RID OF THE KIDS.  THE CAT WAS ALLERGIC.

15.  DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED.

16.  MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING.  ONE BRILLIANT  FLASH AND IT'S GONE.

17.  CATS REGARD PEOPLE AS WARM-BLOODED FURNITURE

18.  LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT WHEN YOU DIE, THE PREACHER WILL NOT HAVE
TO TELL LIES AT YOUR FUNERAL.

19.  IN GOD WE TRUST.  ALL OTHERS WE POLYGRAPH

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Laziness is nothing more than resting before you get tired.  - Jules Renard
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