Investment tips for 2004.... for all of you with any money left In the
wake
of the Enron and the AOL/Time Warner implode, be aware of the next
expected
mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG
bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in 2004.
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and
W.R.Grace
Co. will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as:
MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge
and become:
ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become:
Knott NOW!
9. Victoria's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang
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Investment tips for 2004.... for all of you with any money left In the
wake
of the Enron and the AOL/Time Warner implode, be aware of the next
expected
mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG
bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in 2004.
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and
W.R.Grace
Co. will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as:
MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge
and become:
ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become:
Knott NOW!
9. Victoria's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang
donnah - 14 Jul 2004 17:58 GMT
LOL...I enjoyed these, Harv!
thanks!!
donnah
> Investment tips for 2004.... for all of you with any money left In the
> wake
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