Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One!   ONLY ONE!!!!    And do you know WHY?   Because no one else in this
house knows HOW to change a light bulb!   They don't even know that the bulb
is BURNED OUT!!   They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they
figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find
the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for
the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find
them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID
light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!    AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD
BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!    BECAUSE NO ONE EVER
CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!    IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM
THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DARNED HOUSE!

I'm sorry.... What was the question?

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