Subject: Fw: Wrong Side of Bed
> > Mother Superior was on her way to late morning prayers, when she passed
> > two novices just leaving early morning prayers, on their way to
classes.
> > As she passed the young ladies, Mother Superior said, "Good morning
> > ladies."The novices replied, "Good morning, Mother Superior, may God be
> > with you." But after they had passed, Mother Superior heard one say to
> > the other, "I think she got out of the wrong side of the bed this
> > morning."
> >
> > This startled Mother Superior, but she chose not to pursue the issue. A
> > little further down the hall, Mother Superior passed two of the Sisters
> > who had been teaching at the convent for several years. She greeted
them
> > with, "Good morning Sister Martha, Sister Jessica, may God give
you wisdom
> > for our students today." "Good morning, Mother Superior. Thank you,
and
> > may God be with you." But again, after passing, Mother Superior
overheard,
> > "She got out of the wrong side of bed today." Baffled, she started to
> > wonder if she had spoken harshly, or with an irritated look on her
face.
> > She vowed to be more pleasant.Looking down the hall, Mother Superior
saw
> > retired Sister Mary approaching, step by step, with her walker. As
> > Sister Mary was rather deaf, Mother Superior had plenty of time to
> > arrange a pleasant smile on her face,before greeting Sister Mary.
"Good
> > morning, Sister Mary. I'm so happy to see you up and about.
> > I pray God watches over you today, and grants you a wonderful day."
> > "Ah, Good morning, Mother Superior, and thank you. I see you got up
on
> > the wrong side of bed this morning." Mother Superior was floored!
"Sister
> > Mary, what have I done wrong? I have tried to be pleasant, but three
> > times already today, people have said that about me."
> > Sister Mary stopped her walker, and looked Mother Superior in the
face.
> > "Oh, don't take it personally, Mother Superior. It's just that you're
> > wearing Father Murphy's slippers."

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ESUSIEQ5 - 28 Apr 2004 03:40 GMT
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! That was cute Gwen!! Sue