Home | Contact Us | FAQ | Search & Site Map | Link to Us
Sign In | Join | Other 45 Sites in Network
Home
Discussion Groups
General
GeneralCardiologyVisionDentistryPharmacyLaboratoryNutritionAlternative
Diseases and Disorders
AIDSAlzheimer'sArthritisAsthmaCancerBreast CancerDiabetesEpilepsyGlaucomaHepatitisHerpesLupusProstate BPHProstate CancerProstatitisSinusitisTinnitus

Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Arthritis / April 2004

Tip: Looking for answers? Try searching our database.

OTP   The Wrong Side Of The Bed

Thread view: 
Enable EMail Alerts  Start New Thread
Thread rating: 
Gwen Love - 28 Apr 2004 02:17 GMT
Subject: Fw: Wrong Side of Bed

> > Mother Superior was on her way to late morning prayers, when she passed
> > two novices just leaving early morning prayers, on their way to
classes.
> > As she passed the young ladies, Mother Superior said, "Good morning
> > ladies."The novices replied, "Good morning, Mother Superior, may God be
> > with  you." But after they had passed, Mother Superior heard one say to
> > the other,  "I think she got out of the wrong side of the bed this
> > morning."
> >
> > This startled Mother Superior, but she chose not to pursue the issue. A
> > little further down the hall, Mother Superior passed two of the Sisters
> > who had been teaching at the convent for several years.  She greeted
them
> > with, "Good morning Sister Martha, Sister Jessica,  may God give
you wisdom
> > for our students today." "Good morning, Mother Superior.  Thank you,
and
> > may God be with you." But again, after passing, Mother Superior
overheard,
> > "She got out of the wrong side of bed today."  Baffled, she started to
> > wonder if she had spoken harshly, or with an irritated look on her
face.
> > She vowed to be more  pleasant.Looking down the hall, Mother Superior
saw
> > retired Sister Mary approaching, step by step, with her walker.   As
> > Sister Mary was rather  deaf, Mother Superior had plenty of time to
> > arrange a pleasant smile on her face,before greeting Sister Mary.
"Good
> > morning, Sister Mary.  I'm so happy  to see you up and about.
> >  I pray God watches over you today, and grants you a wonderful day."
> > "Ah, Good morning, Mother Superior, and thank you.  I see you got up
on
> > the  wrong side of bed this morning." Mother Superior was floored!
"Sister
> > Mary,  what have I done wrong? I  have tried to be pleasant, but three
> > times already today, people have  said  that about me."
> >  Sister Mary stopped her walker, and looked Mother Superior in the
face.
> > "Oh, don't take it personally, Mother Superior.  It's just that you're
> > wearing Father Murphy's  slippers."

Signature

*****************************************************************
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
*****************************************************************

ESUSIEQ5 - 28 Apr 2004 03:40 GMT
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! That was cute Gwen!!  Sue
 
Sign In
Join
My Latest Posts
My Monitored Threads
My Blog
My Photo Gallery
My Profile
My Homepage

Start New Thread
Enable EMail Alerts
Rate this Thread



©2010 Advenet LLC   Privacy Policy - Terms of Use
This website includes both content owned or controlled by Advenet as well as content owned or controlled by third parties.