Originally posted in alt.support.cancer.prostate

Finally, a joke about women's bodies (parity).

Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly
despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she
would just kill  herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took
out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the
heart, since it was badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to
miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to anyone,
she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where
the heart would be on a woman.

The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast".

Later that night.....

Milldred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
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