Chocolates/calories

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Califchief - 10 Mar 2008 08:00 GMT

Carole wrote somewhere in "disabiled parking":

> No, just the fact that I have the power to take calories and
> fat out of food (hey, it's not as outrageous as some of the
> claims I've heard politicians make :))))

I have heard that calories are afraid of heights.

Thus, if you store chocolates and other goodies on top of
a refrigerator they'll jump out, leaving you with zero
calories in your foods.

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RhondaM - 10 Mar 2008 18:26 GMT

I have also heard that any of those chocolate pieces that are in square form
and come in those sophisticated bags..like hersheys Cacao dark... any
chocolate like that I can change to fat free and eat a bag in two
days..lol.. oh yeah and with me being on 60 mg pf prednisone right now I can
devour a bag in one day...hehehehe...
I have the power to do so....lol

> Carole wrote somewhere in "disabiled parking":
>
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Carole - 11 Mar 2008 17:47 GMT

> I have heard that calories are afraid of heights.
>
> Thus, if you store chocolates and other goodies on top of
> a refrigerator they'll jump out, leaving you with zero
> calories in your foods.

I'll have to try that :) I wonder if putting them on the top shelf of
the cupboard has the same effect? ;-)

Carole

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Califchief - 13 Mar 2008 00:00 GMT

Joe wrote:

>> I have heard that calories are afraid of heights.
>>
>> Thus, if you store chocolates and other goodies on top of
>> a refrigerator they'll jump out, leaving you with zero
>> calories in your foods.

And Carole replied:

> I'll have to try that :) I wonder if putting them on the top
> shelf of the cupboard has the same effect? ;-)

That would be much healthier. In reality, food should never be
stored on top of a refrigerator because of the heat those things
generate. Cereals, crackers, and similar foods spoil quite
rapidly when kept on top of a refrigerator.

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