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SHOW ME YOUR CARD A Department of Water representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm for your water allocation.' The old farmer said, 'OK , but don't go in that field over there. The Water representative said, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. See this card? The card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?' The old farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later, the old farmer heard loud screams and saw the Water Rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull was gaining on the Water Rep with every step. The Rep was clearly terrified, so the old farmer immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out..... 'Your card! Your card! Show him your card!' SHOW ME YOUR CARD A Department of Water representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm for your water allocation.' The old farmer said, 'OK , but don't go in that field over there. The Water representative said, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. See this card? The card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?' The old farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later, the old farmer heard loud screams and saw the Water Rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull was gaining on the Water Rep with every step. The Rep was clearly terrified, so the old farmer immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out..... 'Your card! Your card! Show him your card!' SHOW ME YOUR CARD A Department of Water representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm for your water allocation.' The old farmer said, 'OK , but don't go in that field over there. The Water representative said, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. See this card? The card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?' The old farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later, the old farmer heard loud screams and saw the Water Rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull was gaining on the Water Rep with every step. The Rep was clearly terrified, so the old farmer immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out..... 'Your card! Your card! Show him your card!' SHOW ME YOUR CARD A Department of Water representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm for your water allocation.' The old farmer said, 'OK , but don't go in that field over there. The Water representative said, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. See this card? The card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?' The old farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later, the old farmer heard loud screams and saw the Water Rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull was gaining on the Water Rep with every step. The Rep was clearly terrified, so the old farmer immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out..... 'Your card! Your card! Show him your card!' SHOW ME YOUR CARD A Department of Water representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm for your water allocation.' The old farmer said, 'OK , but don't go in that field over there. The Water representative said, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. See this card? The card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?' The old farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later, the old farmer heard loud screams and saw the Water Rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull was gaining on the Water Rep with every step. The Rep was clearly terrified, so the old farmer immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out..... 'Your card! Your card! Show him your card!' >The old farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later, >the old farmer heard loud screams and saw the Water Rep running for the [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >'Your card! Your card! Show him your card!' I had seen that before, but forgotten it. Thanks for an early morning guffaw, Harvey, started my day off right, perhaps I won't notice all the snow now. :-) Joan >>The old farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later, >>the old farmer heard loud screams and saw the Water Rep running for the [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Joan Snow,,,, what is that,,,, Sorry,,,, I just had to rub it in a little. This global warming is really bad huh.... we are going to go down into the 30s for a low in a couple of day but nice before then. Above Houston,,,,, its much colder. Harv > Snow,,,, what is that,,,, Sorry,,,, I just had to rub it in a little. This > global warming is really bad huh.... we are going to go down into the 30s > for a low in a couple of day but nice before then. Above Houston,,,,, its > much colder. > Harv Yea, I remember snow from when I lived in NYC. Now it's just white stuff on the top of Mt Baker. I can see it, but I don't have to shovel it :)) Carole Except for the rare occasion, we don't see it here or from here, but can "enjoy" it on the weather channel. We don't have to shovel it there, either. LOL  SignatureNavy Take out the FISH to email me. > >> Snow,,,, what is that,,,, Sorry,,,, I just had to rub it in a little. [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Carole yeah, but when y'all are having heat waves this summer, we'll get ya back! And my line for the last 2-3 weeks has been, "there's nothing like ice to make you appreciate snow!" Everyone's agreed with me. Snow you can shovel but our recent icing cycles have really made things dangerous. SignatureNann remove the Gator cheer to email me Simply the thing I am shall make me live --- William Shakespeare >> Snow,,,, what is that,,,, Sorry,,,, I just had to rub it in a little. >> This [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Carole > yeah, but when y'all are having heat waves this summer, we'll get ya back! > And my line for the last 2-3 weeks has been, "there's nothing like ice to > make you appreciate snow!" Everyone's agreed with me. Snow you can shovel > but our recent icing cycles have really made things dangerous. We don't get heat waves either :) Where I live now is absolutely the opposite of what I had in NY. I LOVE it here. The summers are nice and in the 80's...sometimes they hit the low 90's but that's an exception. And since I live about a mile from Bellingham Bay, we always get a lovely breeze :) My new apartment (I'm moving in this Sunday and Monday :))) has an open balcony, so I am going to enjoy that! I'm on the 2nd floor now, so the floor of 3rd floor balcony is like a ceiling on my balcony now. It's nice as I can sit out there even in the rain and snow and have a cuppa tea, but the open one will be nicer as I can get some sun. I can also make sun tea, and grow lettuce for Dundee Bird :))) Carole :) > SHOW ME YOUR CARD > [quoted text clipped - 105 lines] > > 'Your card! Your card! Show him your card!' Err, would you repeat that please? <beg>
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