POLITICAL - Hit the NEXT key if it's not your cup of tea.

From  09-18-99  01:20
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A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.

He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting
next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about
to shoot when he hears,"Ribbit 9 Iron."

The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.

Again, he hears, "Ribbit  9  Iron."

He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong,
puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.  Boom! He hits it
10 inches from the cup. He is shocked.

He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a
lucky frog, eh?  The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."

The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.
"What do you think frog?," the man asks.

"Ribbit 3 wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom!  Hole in one.

The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the
end of the day, the man played the best game of golf in
his life and asks the frog, "OK, where to next?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas."

They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog,
now what?"

The frog says, "Ribbit  Roulette."

Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks,
"What do you think I should bet?

"The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black6."

Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after
the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom!

Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in
the hotel.

He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how
to repay you.  You've won me all this money and I am
forever grateful".

The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me."

He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him,
he deserves it.  With a kiss, the frog turns into a
gorgeous 15-year-old girl.

"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room.
So help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."

... "Honey!  Pass the waffle syrup.  That guy Clinton is on TV again."  
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