Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a
small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr.Smith and Dr. Jones:  Hysterias
and Posteriors." The town councilwas not happy with the sign, so the doctors
changed it to read, "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." This was not acceptable
either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to
"Catatonics and High Colonics." No go.  Next, they tried "Manic Depressives
and Anal Retentives."  Thumbs down again. Then came "Minds and Behinds."
Still no good.  Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes."
Unacceptable again!  So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts." Not a chance.
"Nuts and Butts?" No way. "Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go. "Loons and
Moons?" Forget it.  Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up
with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."  Everyone loved it