> The Wife and I went out for a meal at a Chinese
> restaurant and order the
> "Chicken Surprise." The waiter brings us the meal,
> served in a lidded cast
> iron pot.
> Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid
> of the pot rises
> slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes
> looking around before
> the lid slams back down "Good grief, did you see
> that?" she asks Me.
> I hadn't, so she asks Me to look in the pot. As I
> reached for it again the
> lid rises, and I see two little eyes looking around
> before it slams down.
> Rather perturbed, I call the waiter over, explain
> what is happening, and
> demand an explanation.
> "Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"
> I replied, "Chicken Surprise."
> (You're going to love this....................)
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> Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you
> Peeking Duck"