I turned on the radio last night just in time to hear some guy on Coast to  
Coast say that there was really good solid research out of Germany, if I  
recall correctly, in which people were shown sad pictures which caused  
them to cry, thus curing rheumatoid arthritis.  He went on and on about  
what great research this was.  Usually they talk about flying saucers.

So, there you have it.  You should all be better by morning.  It's all  
your own fault for not crying enough.  See you all on the mother ship.