LOL!  dang, girlfriend.  did you have to remind me?<g>

kate
This is being sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to
relate to it...

1975: Long hair

2006: Longing for hair

1975: KEG

2006: EKG

1975: Acid rock

2006: Acid reflux

1975: Moving to California because it's cool

2006: Moving to Arizona because it's warm

1975: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

2006: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1975: Seeds and stems

2006: Roughage

1975: Hoping for a BMW

2006: Hoping for a BM

1975: Going to a new, hip joint

2006: Receiving a new hip joint

1975: Rolling Stones

2006: Kidney Stones

1975: Being called into the principal's office

2006: Calling the principal's office

1975: Screw the system

2006: Upgrade the system

1975: Disco

2006: Costco

1975: Parents begging you to get your hair cut

2006: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1975: Passing the drivers' test

2006: Passing the vision test

1975: Whatever

2006: Depends

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change
things.

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in
1987.

They are too young to remember the first space shuttle blowing up on
liftoff.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced the year they were born.

They have always had an answering machine.

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de
plane, Boss, de plane"..

They do not care who shot J. R. And have no idea who J. R. even is.

McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list.
Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading...

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