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Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Arthritis / November 2006OTP: Tests and more tests
Swiped from another support group <G> Thought I'd let my doctor check me Cause I didn't feel quite right. . . All those aches and pains annoyed me And I couldn't sleep at night. He could find no real disorder But he wouldn't let it rest What with Medicare and Blue Cross, We would do a couple tests. To the hospital he sent me Though I didn't feel that bad, He arranged for them to give me Every test that could be had. I was fluoroscoped and cystoscoped, My aging frame displayed Stripped, on an ice cold table, While my gizzards were x-rayed. I was checked for worms and parasites, For fungus and the crud, While they pierced me with long needles Taking samples of my blood. Doctors came to check me over, Probed and pushed and poked around, And to make sure I was living They then wired me for sound. They have finally concluded (Their results have filled a page) What I have will someday kill me; My affliction is OLD AGE. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Slogans That Never Quite Caught On Charmin: "Butt... Wipe... Err." Microsoft: "How much are you going to pay today?" Eggs: "The Incredible Edible Ovum." MTV: "Loud and easy to spell." Saks 5th Avenue: "You Could Shop Here if You're Poor, But That Would be Stupid!" Penis Enlargement Specialists: "It Don't Mean a Thing If It Ain't Got That Swing!" Nike: "Just buy the damn shoes, you flabby spineless lump!" Daisy Air Rifles: "Keeping kids off your lawn for over forty years." Pepto Bismol: "Squash the Squirts!" Trojans: "Just add meat." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SYNTAX? Why not--they tax everything else! HELLO, I WOULD LIKE TO RECOMMEND A PILLOW THAT HELPS IN AID OF RELIEF OF ARTHRITIS,THIS PILLOW WILL BE THE BEST INVESTMENT THAT YOUR MONEY CAN BUY,WITH A 20+ YEAR LIFE SPAN AND MANY BENIFTS,YOU WILL BE WAKING UP ENERGIZED AND REJUVENATED. PLEASE READ: Buckwheat hull pillows are commonly prescribed by health care professionals for the relief of neck pain, back pain, headaches, muscle tension, snoring, TMJ syndrome, cervical and lumbar subluxations, torticollis, sleeplessness,ARTHRITIS and other conditions. WHY BUCKWHEAT HULL FILLING? The natural filling has many advantages over conventional fiberfill, foam, or feather fillings. The most important quality for the relief of pain is that the material conforms to the exact contours of the head and neck providing a compliant passive support. This means that you have the same amount of support in all areas minimizing the stress on all areas of support. Other filling materials which compress, try to recover their original shape and this puts stress on the muscles of the neck. Other advantages of the buckwheat hull filling are the "cool in the summer, warm in the winter" insulating properties, the ability to adjust the size to your individual needs by removing or adding back filler so the pillow fits you just right. The filling also lasts for many years making the pillow the best value cervical pillow on the market. Long after other pillows have collapsed and worn out a buckwheat hull pillow will still be fully functional. Buckwheat hull pillows are also environmentally friendly - for each pillow put to use it will save the manufacturing of the synthetic filling for ten or more ordinary pillows. IF YOU NEED MORE INFO PLEASE LOG ONTO WWW.THEORIGINALMAKURA.COM OR WWW.HOMENCOMFORTSTORE.COM > Swiped from another support group <G> > [quoted text clipped - 56 lines] > > SYNTAX? Why not--they tax everything else! HELLO, I WOULD LIKE TO RECOMMEND A PILLOW THAT HELPS IN AID OF RELIEF OF ARTHRITIS,THIS PILLOW WILL BE THE BEST INVESTMENT THAT YOUR MONEY CAN BUY,WITH A 20+ YEAR LIFE SPAN AND MANY BENIFTS,YOU WILL BE WAKING UP ENERGIZED AND REJUVENATED. PLEASE READ: Buckwheat hull pillows are commonly prescribed by health care professionals for the relief of neck pain, back pain, headaches, muscle tension, snoring, TMJ syndrome, cervical and lumbar subluxations, torticollis, sleeplessness,ARTHRITIS and other conditions. WHY BUCKWHEAT HULL FILLING? The natural filling has many advantages over conventional fiberfill, foam, or feather fillings. The most important quality for the relief of pain is that the material conforms to the exact contours of the head and neck providing a compliant passive support. This means that you have the same amount of support in all areas minimizing the stress on all areas of support. Other filling materials which compress, try to recover their original shape and this puts stress on the muscles of the neck. Other advantages of the buckwheat hull filling are the "cool in the summer, warm in the winter" insulating properties, the ability to adjust the size to your individual needs by removing or adding back filler so the pillow fits you just right. The filling also lasts for many years making the pillow the best value cervical pillow on the market. Long after other pillows have collapsed and worn out a buckwheat hull pillow will still be fully functional. Buckwheat hull pillows are also environmentally friendly - for each pillow put to use it will save the manufacturing of the synthetic filling for ten or more ordinary pillows. IF YOU NEED MORE INFO PLEASE LOG ONTO WWW.THEORIGINALMAKURA.COM OR WWW.HOMENCOMFORTSTORE.COM > Swiped from another support group <G> > [quoted text clipped - 56 lines] > > SYNTAX? Why not--they tax everything else!
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