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Medical Forum / Diseases and Disorders / Arthritis / September 2006OTP: Humor from my cousin
> Another thing to giggle about... My husband, not happy with my mood > swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to > monitor my moods. > . When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. > . When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his > forehead. > Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds. > _____________________________________________________________ > If you're a smart man, you'll take note of this. > Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man > has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own > hands! > This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license > in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!! > DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? > SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? > SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. > DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? > SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. > SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. > DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? > SAFER: What did I do wrong? > SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. > DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? > SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. > SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. > DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? > SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. > SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate. ...... nothing. That's because the entire message had quote marks on every line. Your post is not the first to appear like that - BLANK - because the quote marks were not removed. ... This message displays the Modemus Addictus Seal of Approval. Hmmm, I can read it, and apparently so could diane....... Interesting. Was formatted in plain text, just copied and pasted into the post. GaryZ > ...... nothing. > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > ... This message displays the Modemus Addictus Seal of Approval. > Hmmm, > I can read it, and apparently so could diane....... > Interesting. Was formatted in plain text, just copied > and pasted into the post. Did it have quote marks when you received it? Google "hides" quotes. I don't know how many other in ASA use Google but I like it because I don't have to look at 50, 100, 200 lines of quotes that lazy people don't remove when they reply to a post. ... A crazy friend composes music in bed. It's called sheet music. I can read it too and I don't have a computer. Just a webtv box. Don't see any quote marks on it either. Ann No quote marks in the original post that I recall seeing. I'm usually pretty good about cutting things down to a minimum.... There are exceptions to everything though! :-) GaryZ > Did it have quote marks when you received it? > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > ... A crazy friend composes music in bed. It's called sheet music. Hi Chief again, Are you referring to quotation marks or the carat marks at the start of the rows? GaryZ > Did it have quote marks when you received it? > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > ... A crazy friend composes music in bed. It's called sheet music. > Hi Chief again, > Are you referring to quotation marks or the carat marks > at the start of the rows? The carat marks which denote quotes from a previous post. ... 9-1-1: We're here to save your a.s, not kiss it. Ok, I understand now.... When copy and pasting it is very tedious to edit every line of text to remove those. Sorry. I would have to specifically save my email to a text file and then insert the text into the newsgroup documents and then go back and delete the original saved file. I'm in the habit of just copy and pasting from the original document. GaryZ >> Hi Chief again, >> Are you referring to quotation marks or the carat marks [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > ... 9-1-1: We're here to save your a.s, not kiss it. I use google. it doesnt show up Blank. you have to hit a prompt called Show Quoted Text. Its a nice feature. johnie > Hmmm, > I can read it, and apparently so could diane....... [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > > > ... This message displays the Modemus Addictus Seal of Approval. LOL! what a dumb husband! every husband should know that diamonds change a wife's bad moods to good moods. works every time!<smile> kate > Another thing to giggle about... My husband, not happy with my mood > swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to > monitor my moods. > . When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. > . When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his > forehead. > Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds. > _____________________________________________________________ > If you're a smart man, you'll take note of this. > Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man > has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own > hands! > This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license > in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!! > DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? > SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? > SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. > DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? > SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. > SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. > DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? > SAFER: What did I do wrong? > SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. > DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? > SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. > SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. > DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? > SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. > SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate. Hi Gary, You can google for eCleaner a freeware program that removes the > & | quotes. GrampaHugs, Alex, Another thing to giggle about... My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. . When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. . When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds. _____________________________________________________________ If you're a smart man, you'll take note of this. Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: What did I do wrong? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.  SignatureAny information is included for informational or entertainment purposes only, is based on my personal experiences & is an expression of my opinion. **************************************************** * Love radiating from 45.10n x 93.30w M/SP Mn * http://home.mn.rr.com/apbiii * http://grampahugs.is-a-geek.org:3080/ * http://grampahugs.ath.cx:3080/friends/ ****************************************************
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