LOL!  cute.  thanks, chief.

kate
NEW YORK- A public school teacher was arrested today at
John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted
to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a
protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto
Gonzalez said he believes the man is a member of the
notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the
man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying
weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzalez said. "They
desire solutions by means and extremes and sometimes
go off on tangents in search of an absolute value.
They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and
refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have
determined they belong to a common denominator of
the axis of medieval with coordinates in every
country.  As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used
to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle.'"

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush
said, "If God had wanted us to have better Weapons of
Math Instruction He, would have given us more fingers
and toes."

... Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy.

Printing this out for my 17 year old som who is in Algebra 2 right now..he
will like this one