One hell of a salesman!

A young guy from Minnesota moved to Florida and goes to a big
"everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota ."

Well, the boss liked the looks of the kid, so he gave him a job and
said "OK, you start tomorrow, and I'll come down after we close and
see how you did.  Ok?"

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it, and after
the store was locked up, the boss came down.  "How many customers
bought something from you on your first day?"

The kid says, "One."

The boss says, "Just One?"  You know our sales people average on a
slow day 20 to 30 customers, but you had "JUST ONE."  And how much was
your "JUST ONE" sale for?"

The kid says, "$101,237.65".

The boss said what?... "$101,237.65? well, what the hell did you
sell?''

The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fishhook.  Then I sold him a
medium fishhook.  Then I sold him a larger fishhook.  Then I sold him
a new fishing rod.  Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and
he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so
we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine
"Chris Craft.  Then he said he didn't think his "Honda Civic" would
pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him
that "4 X 4 Expedition."

The boss said, "A man came in here to buy a fishing hook and you sold
him a "BOAT and a TRUCK?"

"No," the kid said, "The man came in to buy 'Tampons' for his wife,"
and I said, "Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing."