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nonigavin@tahitiannoni.com - 21 Apr 2006 04:08 GMT

my friend plays the bass guitar and has arthritis. within 17 days of
that this noni juice he swears that his hands feel stronger. I
encourage any one to try the juice. email me a
nonigavin@tahitiannoni.com I would like to talk to anyone that
is willing to ask about how they can feel better.live healthy

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Joan Carter - 21 Apr 2006 04:14 GMT

>my friend plays the bass guitar and has arthritis. within 17 days of
>that this noni juice he swears that his hands feel stronger. I
>encourage any one to try the juice. email me a
>nonigavin@tahitiannoni.com I would like to talk to anyone that
>is willing to ask about how they can feel better.live healthy

I thought I smelled a spammer, and I did!!!!!!!!!
---
Joan

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Taneli Huuskonen - 21 Apr 2006 10:48 GMT

Je 2006-04-21, Joan Carter <spamfree@sentex.ca> skribis:

> I thought I smelled a spammer, and I did!!!!!!!!!

Hi, Joan!

Nice to hear you appreciated my little silliness last time. Let's see
if I can find out this i.conman@i.hating.innovation person's true
message by rearranging the letters.

The spammer wrote:

> email me a nonigavin@tahitiannoni.com

He's clearly explaining his career choice to his mother:

I mingle in no innovation, mama: I cheat.

Maybe his mama now gets his message and tells him it's wrong to cheat.
You can dream, can't you?

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Taneli

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Nann Bell - 21 Apr 2006 13:27 GMT

>> email me a nonigavin@tahitiannoni.com
>
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> Maybe his mama now gets his message and tells him it's wrong to cheat.
> You can dream, can't you?

ROFL! good on, Taneli!

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spodosaurus - 21 Apr 2006 09:07 GMT

assbandit@tahitianpervert.com wrote:

> my friend plays with himself and has arthritis. within 17 days of
> that he went blind and he swears that his hands feel stronger. I
> encourage any one to try his juice. email me a naked photo at
> assbandit@tahitianpervert.com I would like to talk to anyone that
> is willing to ask about how they feel themselves.

Please remove your head from your arse before signing up with shite
pyramid schemes and trying to rip people off.

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Taneli Huuskonen - 21 Apr 2006 10:52 GMT

Je 2006-04-21, spodosaurus <spodosaurus@_yahoo_.com> skribis:

> assbandit@tahitianpervert.com wrote:
>> my friend plays with himself and has arthritis. within 17 days of
>> that he went blind and he swears that his hands feel stronger. I
>> encourage any one to try his juice. email me a naked photo at
>> assbandit@tahitianpervert.com I would like to talk to anyone that
>> is willing to ask about how they feel themselves.

> Please remove your head from your arse before signing up with shite
> pyramid schemes and trying to rip people off.

*LOL* Exactly!

Regards,
Taneli

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johnie - 21 Apr 2006 21:41 GMT

I can't frikken believe that noni juice is still around. I was just
reading some amazing threads from 1999 with blarry and kitty and the
gang having fun with a noni juice spammer and newjersey mike was
defending the noni. It was hysterical. i miss those people and those
incredibly long threads.

larry posted a song in 1999 about noni juice. Not his best effort but
pretty cute.
johnie

Remember that old Noni Juice song? Went something like this:

Measles will make you bumpy,
Mumps will make you lumpy,
Chicken Pox can make you jump and twitch.
The common cold can fool ya,
and Whooping cough can cool ya,
but Noni Juice, Lord, will make you ITCH.
Noni Joooooowhooohawhooohahooos
Noni Joooooowhooohawhooohahooos

It goes on like a cream - doot do doot do doot
but look out girl, you'll scream! - doot do doot do doot
You're gonna need an ocean - doot do doot do doot
of Calamine lotion! - doot do doot do doot
You'll be scratchin like a hound
The minute you spread that stuff around!
Noni Joooooowhooohawhooohahooos
Noni Joooooowhooohawhooohahooos

> my friend plays the bass guitar and has arthritis. within 17 days of
> that this noni juice he swears that his hands feel stronger. I
> encourage any one to try the juice. email me a
> nonigavin@tahitiannoni.com I would like to talk to anyone that
> is willing to ask about how they can feel better.live healthy

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Harvey R. Stone - 22 Apr 2006 00:35 GMT

Thank you for that. Good memories that I had forgotten. Kitty just
delighted in screeeeeddding spammers and was very outspoken about most
anything but the truth of it was that she got her feelings hurt very easily.
Harv

>I can't frikken believe that noni juice is still around. I was just
> reading some amazing threads from 1999 with blarry and kitty and the
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>> nonigavin@tahitiannoni.com I would like to talk to anyone that
>> is willing to ask about how they can feel better.live healthy

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ladylove77 - 22 Apr 2006 03:00 GMT

Thanks for the reminder, Johnie.
Bbaylarry really had a sense of humor.
Gwen

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Harvey R. Stone - 22 Apr 2006 12:33 GMT

> Thanks for the reminder, Johnie.
> Bbaylarry really had a sense of humor.
> Gwen

He was a model for us all to live by. His last years were full of problems
and daily pain but he never lost his good humor unless he was mad about
something then he was a person to deal with.
Harv

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Alix M. Hall - 22 Apr 2006 13:29 GMT

Oh how I miss Larry--

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but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal".
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>
>> Thanks for the reminder, Johnie.
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> about something then he was a person to deal with.
> Harv

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Mary Z - 23 Apr 2006 17:36 GMT

> I was just
>reading some amazing threads from 1999 with blarry and kitty and the
>gang having fun with a noni juice spammer and newjersey mike was
>defending the noni. It was hysterical. i miss those people and those
>incredibly long threads.

Yep those were some great threads, a total hoot. We had some amazing
flame wars also, who can forget the great Noni wars when the anonymous
juicers tried to take over the newsgroup. Remember the stories we
wrote about Noni, and the detective work to uncover the scandal from
one of their sexperts. Lady Andy even went to visit one of their
bogus schools. Melinda came up with some inventive was to deal with
those folks, I miss her. -- MZ

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Harvey R. Stone - 23 Apr 2006 22:14 GMT

>> I was just
>>reading some amazing threads from 1999 with blarry and kitty and the
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> bogus schools. Melinda came up with some inventive was to deal with
> those folks, I miss her. -- MZ

Hhhhhm, like any war,,, it has its casualties. That war cost us Drdoc
posting very much in this newsgroup. There is no self respecting doctor
that will put up with the abuse that drdoc had to put up with for jumping in
the CMO and Noni wars. He did prove what these people come here for and
what they were trying to sell.
They went after him in the usual mail bombs and viruses but they never got
to his great site about arthritis and it is there today while they are gone.
Harv

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