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Some jokes from firechief

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Squirrely - 26 Feb 2006 04:34 GMT
Why did the pig want to be an actor?
He was a big ham

Why did the male deer wear braces?
He had buck teeth.

Why did the fly want to be an actor?
So he could land on the big screen.

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Nann Bell - 26 Feb 2006 21:53 GMT
> Why did the male deer wear braces?
> He had buck teeth.

this one reminds me of an ad campaign by one of the cell phone companies in
other parts of Michigan.  Unfortunately, they aren't in our immediate area so
we only see their billboards when we drive to other parts of the state.  
Anyway, their billboards show ordinary people who share their name with
famous people.  Many are straight forward names, such as "Martha Stewart".  
But here and there they throw in some punny ones.  

This pun reminds me of the "deer" ones - the female deer with her name given
as "Jane Doe" and then the male deer identified as "Buck Naked".

They still crack us up, but laughing that hard while driving can be
dangerous!

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