A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a
show in a small town in Texas . With his dummy on his knee, he starts
going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in
the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: 'I've heard enough
of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype
women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with
her worth as a human being? Its guys like you who keep women like me
from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our
full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to
perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in
general...and all in the name of humor!'
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde
Yells, 'You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little guy on
your knee.'

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I had a friend once, but the wheels fell off. Sad, very sad.
Evelyn Ruut - 14 Feb 2008 21:29 GMT
For Nightwing.... one good one deserves another.... and it is just a tad off
color, so the hyper sensitive should sign off on this one. For everyone
else, read on.....:-)
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The Doctors Office
They always ask at the doctor's office why you are
there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and
sometimes it is embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell
her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most
of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
desk.
The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for
today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded waiting room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this
room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with
your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor
in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of
strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!

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Best Regards,
Evelyn
>
> A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a
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> Yells, 'You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little guy on
> your knee.'