Boyd says  
bdetrs@webtv.net (Boydette)

these are things my dad has said....half the time he didnt even realize
he was funny....we would all laugh and he looks at us like we are
crazy....I miss this about him and hey now you know where I came from
since I do the same thing....LOL

At the bar when someone called someone else a bastard " I dont like
bastards and I dont associate with them but the ones I do associate with
are pretty nice guys" LOL

The commercial where the mom puts her kids in a bubble to protect them
(you may not remember this one) but my dad goes "OH YEAH....just put
your kids in a bubble roll them down the hill and wait for them to come
back" Years later we are teasing him about this and he goes "I dont even
own a hill".....LOL... ok this may be one of those guess you had to be
there thing but we still laugh about it

He puts poo on the end of everything....bring me a drinkeepoo ....give
me a kisseepoo etc
so one night we were all taking about Aids and my dad goes "YEAH what is
up with all this AIDSEEpooo??? we all roared

He also adds letters to the beginning of words like schmuch for
much....snothing for nothins and he always says I DONT SHNOW for
know...LOL

At my sisters wedding receiption dinner the waitress asked him if he
wanted a doggy bag...He goes "No I dont own a dog so bring me diggy
bag....she goes HUH?...We all go Diggy BAG???he goes "YEAH so I can dig
around it in later"...My brother Kirk laughed so hard he about fell out
of his chair

My mom is talking for about 20 minutes about redecorating the
bathroom...she says "Maybe I will put up some wallpaper...or maybe I
will repaint it or change the color scheme...maybe I will buy some new
linens etc etc etc...at the end she looks at my dad and says WELL????"
he goes: WALLPAPER????????
This one is a classic and to this day all any of us have to say is
WALLPAPER??? and we crack up

Years ago me and my mom were big All my Children fans...one day we are
talking about a guy on the show named Mark who had Aids....we had been
sitting there talking about the stupid thing for like an hour when all
of a sudden my dad turns around and goes "MARK HAS AIDS?????"
ROFLMAO.....in case you forgot that was my brothers name again it might
be a guess you had to be there but my dad has this tendency to only hear
ONE WORD out of a whole conversation

Watching TV My mom goes "Look at the way that guy is sitting...that
looks like how daddy does....My dad goes "Daddy who?"

And what kid hasnt had this happen to them by BOTH their parents...."DO
YOU hear me???? .....YEAH ....."then answer me!!!!...you start to talk
and they say "Shut up!!!!

My dad has this habit of starting out a hour lecture with these words "I
am only gonna say ONE thing then I am gonna shut up"....you try to
answer or intervene or change the subject and he starts all over
again...Gee dad I am glad you only had ONE thing to say....LOL

Maxine says:
Ever notice that the very people that tell you to calm down are the ones
that got you mad in the first place?
Hank Hill says:
I dont have an anger problem... I have an idiot problem

Maxine says:

Ever notice that the very people that tell you to calm down are the ones
that got you mad in the first place?

Hank Hill says:

I dont have an anger problem... I have an idiot problem