I can't remember if this was on Sirius or XM radio.  This Lamentation
is about being Jan Drew's husband.

To the tune of "Rocket Man" by Bernie Taupin, performed by Elton John

She moved her bowels last night, three times
Enemas since nine am
And she's been handling her shite since then
I hate this smell so much; my misfit wife
It's lonely sorting waste
Oh, such a pointless plight!

And the stink is gonna linger a long time
Till Hulda runs out of schemes to ply
Like Tim Bolen, I'd like to forget my home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a Bucket Man
Bucket Man, searching for parasites in Jan's stool.

Stools ain't the kind of thing to play with, kids
In fact, it's dumb as hell
And that's no way to appraise them, if you did.
And all that science Jan don't understand
I feel like Job, eight days a week
A Bucket man, a Bucket Man

And the stink is gonna linger a long time...