This is kind of embarrassing, but this is usenet.  Okay, I met this
Jewish guy at the video store about 10 days ago.   Long story short
is I invited him home to share a video (Schindler's List).  I guess things
started getting
playful when I put a dot of shaving creme on the end of his nose.
Well, then we got really silly with it and one thing led to another.
Anyhow, now it seems I have a problem with these teeny tiny
crawlies in my bush.   I've had body crabs before and I don't think
that's what these are.   These are tiny oblong little beasties, unlike
anything I've seen before.   I managed to stop a little herd of them
that was headed for my anus, in the area below my genitals, and
when I smushed them with my finger, there was a smelly gray
residue left on the finger tip, as the little cuties smush real easy.

So?  What should I do?  The itching is driving me crazy and they've
set up a homeland in my bush.  I was dealt another blow when I
realized they may be burrowing in now.  My bush, which was
very neatly trimmed in a heart shape before, now looks a lot
more like Buckwheat's hair.
http://uthpstr.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/buckwheat.jpeg

I actually tried a couple of tiny squirts of Hot Shot (the bug killer)
last night.   BAD idea.   H-E-L-P!