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Twittering One - 09 Jan 2007 01:59 GMT
Click ~ !

~ * The Animal Rescue
Site ~ Click the purple button
To feed an animal in need, every click gives a bowl ...

http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com

~ * ~
Double-A - 09 Jan 2007 04:11 GMT
> Click ~ !
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> ~ * ~

~ Click! ~

Double-A
nightbat - 09 Jan 2007 09:15 GMT
nightbat wrote

>>Click ~ !
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> Commander Double-A
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> ~ Click! ~
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> Double-A

nightbat

        Ok and hello 1st Lt. Officer Twitty, and let's get all the auk
coffeeboys to Click cause Darla said they would be good for something!

        carry on,
        the nightbat
Twittering One - 10 Jan 2007 02:39 GMT
"Come, extol ~ A splendid map of tonight ~ !
To illuminate the candle of our dream,
Trace the sense of the dead women who roam
The polders of Netherlands, cultivate

A grid, our garden labyrinth, light short
Fuses ~ Of the candle ~ ! So follow
The synaptic spark, a lark in her flight,
The light a spider to the wine cellar leads.

Or, illuminate the dusk, your aria,
An outcry, spark of the reassumed one,
To fly the distance of an arc a lark embarks
For Thee ~ Know, the senses of the dead women,

Who with a splendid spy glass, spy upon
The red ~ winged plovers, wake as dreams
Who we plan this evening to exalt,
Or swallow a splendid tranquility,

Effervescent bubbles of a vintage year,
To illuminate the flask of our dream.

So unlock the hatch of the wine cellar,
The Life of Lustrous brims, spills over,
Half full ~ Of The Candle of Thee ~ !

Our stars in fluted stems bubble over,
Such stars illuminate our village.
O, where lurk our sparkling ones ~
Our superb guests, Cabernet and Chardonnay ~ ?

Off Twitter & Folly fly for La Grande Pomme,
Off for The Hunt of Mssr. Edward Gorey
& a puppy ~ headed, most scurvy monster.

Say, Au Revoir ~ !"
~ Mum of The Morning Wood
Twittering One - 11 Jan 2007 04:50 GMT
"Lawrence of virtuous father virtuous son,
Now that the fields are dank, and ways are mire,
Where shall we sometimes meet, and by the fire
Help waste a sullen day; what may be won
>From the hard season gaining: time will run
On smoother till Favonius reinspire
The frozen earth; and clothe in fresh attire
The lily and rose, that neither sowed nor spun.
What neat repast shall feast us, light and choice,
Of Attic taste, with wine, whence we may rise
To hear the lute well touched, or artful voice
Warble immortal notes and tuskan air?
He who of those delights can judge, and spare
To interpose them oft, is not unwise."
~ John Milton,
Sonnet 17
Twittering One - 11 Jan 2007 04:53 GMT
"A Drinking Song ~

Wine comes in at the mouth
And love comes in at the eye;
That's all we shall know for truth
Before we grow old and die.
I lift the glass to my mouth,
I look at you, and I sigh."
~ W.B. Yeats
Twittering One - 11 Jan 2007 05:00 GMT
"I am drinking the stars ~ !"
~ Dom Perignon

"There comes a time in every woman's life
When the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne."
~ Bette Davis,
"Old Acquaintance"

"Three be the things I shall never attain ~
Envy, content and sufficient champagne."
~ Dorothy Parker

"Champagne is the only wine that leaves a woman
Beautiful after drinking it."
~ Madame De Pompadour

"Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey.
Whiskey is a slap on the back,
And champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes."
~ Jimmy Stewart
"The Philadelphia Story"

"My only regret is that I did not drink more Champagne."
~ Lord Maynard Keynes,
On his deathbed

"I drink champagne when I win, to celebrate
. . . and I drink champagne when I lose,
To console myself."
~ Napoleon Bonaparte

"The feeling of friendship is like that of being
Comfortably filled with roast beef;
Love is like being enlivened with Champagne."
~ Samuel Jonshon
Twittering One - 11 Jan 2007 05:07 GMT
"Cool breeze
Warm fire
Full moon
Easy chair
Empty plates
Soft words
Sweet songs
Tall tales
Short sips
Long life."
~ John Egerton

"Here's Champagne to our real friends
"& real pain to our sham friends."
~ Merrylegs

"Some friends wish you happiness,
& others with you wealth ~
But I wish you the best of all,
Contentment blessed with health ~ !"
~ White Chalk
Twittering One - 11 Jan 2007 05:15 GMT
"As you slide down the banister of life,
May the splinters never point the wrong way."
~ Chardonnay

"May the road rise up to meet you;
May the wind be always at your back;
May the sun shine warm upon your face;
And the rains fall soft upon your fields;
& until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of her hand."
~ Leonardo

"May you have warm words on a cold evening,
A full moon on a dark night,
& the road downhill all the way to your door."
~ Kibbles

"There are good ships,
& there are wood ships,
The ships that sail the sea
But the best ships
Are friendships
& may they always be."
~ Who

"May your troubles be less
& your blessings be more,
& nothing but happiness
Come through the door."
~ Cabernet

"May those who love us, love us,
& those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts,
& if she doesn't turn their hearts,
May she tie bells their ankles
So we'll know them by their jingling."
~ White Stag

"Accept that some days you're the pigeon
& some days you're the statue."
~ Malbec
Twittering One - 11 Jan 2007 05:23 GMT
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I got Leon a brand-new bone, with a chest full a' booty.
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Twittering One - 11 Jan 2007 05:32 GMT
"I am troubled
I'm troubled.
O, my cup brims over with bubbles ~ !

Bedazzled, and fizzy ~ !
My joys are doubled.

When you come to the Tree,
Should the Hangman refuse,
These Fingers, bearing Treasure,
Could unfasten the Leash.

I'm bubbling in a cauldron of trouble,
O, but my bubbles are brimming stars
Of Champagne, simple and plain.

My joys are doubled,
I'm all fizzy and bedazzled,
Slurping and burping Champagne bubbles ~ !"
~ Leonardo
Twittering One - 11 Jan 2007 06:32 GMT
"When you come to the Tears ..."
~ Master Minor Byrd

"O, I'm a Deade Dog who's awoken;
I'm a woken dog who's speaking.
I'm a dead awoken dog who's no longer sleeping ~
O, but I hear Twittering weeping."
~ Leonardo
Twittering One - 12 Jan 2007 01:22 GMT
"Champagne with foaming whirls
As white as Cleopatra's melted pearls."
~ Lord Byron

"Champagne with a fluffy white tail,
Off for the Shimmering Sea, we sail ..."
~ Twittering

"O, which way the Mummies,
How about some caviar other yummies ~ ?"
~ Folly
Twittering One - 12 Jan 2007 01:36 GMT
"When we come to The Poole of Tears,
I'll give you a scratch behind the ears.

If in horse latitudes, we linger or flounder,
I'll Huff & I'll Puff. I'll call for Puffin Prancer.

If in The Isle of Galapagos we find ourselves feeble,
I'll summon a very wise Beagle,
To tell us a Fable and join us at table."
~ Master Minor Byrd
Twittering One - 12 Jan 2007 02:16 GMT
> "When we come to The Poole of Tears,
> I'll give you a scratch behind the ears.
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> To tell us a Fable and join us at table."
> ~ Master Minor Byrd
Twittering One - 12 Jan 2007 03:18 GMT
"If Twittering I hear weeping, bravely
I'll swim The Poole of Tears, out of my grave,
Paddling wildly; I'll banish my fears.

Her part in me I could not keep from death,
I'll paddle madly, long after I'm out of breath.

Though peril to my modesty, not death on't;
Champagne I'll swim with foaming whirls ~

Madcap perils, Baroque as Cleopatra's pearls,
My Tale I'll tell, if Dutch wags join us, Dogonit ~ !"
~ Leonardo
Twittering One - 12 Jan 2007 04:09 GMT
Dear Capsicum,
Are we there yet ~ ? I enclose a lovely pic of The Capstan.
Please rotate. I sincerely hope you are swelled.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courtly_love

Love ...
~ Twittering

~ * Stages
Of Courtly Love * ~

* Attraction to the lady, usually via eyes/glance
[Done that]
* Worship of the lady from afar
[Done that]
* Declaration of passionate devotion
[Done that]
* Virtuous rejection by the lady
[Yes, you've done that]
* Renewed wooing with oaths of virtue and eternal fealty
[Done that]
* Moans of approaching death from unsatisfied desire (and other
physical manifestations of lovesickness)
[Thrice succombed]
* Heroic deeds of valor which win the lady's heart
[Good enough yet ~ ?]
* Consummation of the secret love
[Not yet]
* Endless adventures and subterfuges avoiding detection
[Still ahead]
____________
* Adapted from Barbara Tuchman.

Codex Manesse, 71v, Kristan of Hamle
(Medieval Lovers, pulled in a basket)

~ * ~
Twittering One - 12 Jan 2007 18:59 GMT
"Light the candle for our taper
Madness, off we sail for a madcap
Caper ~ Sport your nightcap,

Garner spirits, from your vessel,
If crystal or of paper,
Distill effervescence, body solid, of vapor.

Quintessence, our stars, with Phantom's Light,
We must gather for supper under candles bright.

Mark your points, adjust your astrolabe,
Your map to navigate each tossing wave.
Calculate X & Y, data point's constant, please save.

For Z, figure out your target,
Chart's dead reckoning. If land sighted, mark it.

Craft your vessel, if crystal or paper ~
Distill effervescence into solid body,
>From Ether's airy vapor.
~ The Annotator
Twittering One - 13 Jan 2007 01:53 GMT
~ * In the year 1770 the first volume of one of the masterpieces in the
'book of birds' genre was published.

Its colour plates were made by Christiaan Sepp, draughtsman, engraver
and cartographer in Amsterdam, who also engaged in biological studies.

The text was written by Cornelis Nozeman, a minister of the Remonstrant
church, with an interest in natural science and biology. The book was
published by Sepp's son, Jan Christiaan, a bookseller by profession,
but, like his father, well at home in the art of engraving and biology.

Koninklijke Bibliotheek ~
National Library of the Netherlands * ~

http://www.kb.nl/galerie/100hoogtepunten/068-en.html

~ * ~
Twittering One - 13 Jan 2007 02:00 GMT
"There is an element of the minstrel in every graphic artist,
In each print he makes from one particular woodblock,
Copperplate or lithographic stone,
He always sings and repeats the same song."
~ M.C. Escher

http://www.kb.nl/galerie/100hoogtepunten/094-en.html

~ * ~
Twittering One - 13 Jan 2007 21:00 GMT
"LEST FEELING'S THRONE PROVE AN ELECTRIC CHAIR

Don't. Give us time to get beyond
~ We whom at each turn sheer walls of text
Sweep from one staggering vista to the next ~
That listener's Oh. Discriminate, respond,

Use our heads? What part? Not the reptilian
Inmost brain ~ seat of an unblinking
Coil of hieratic coldness to mere 'thinking.'
Yet it branched off, says fable, a quarter billion

Years ago. A small, tree-loving snake's
Olfactory lobes developed. Limbs occurred
To it, and mammal warmth, music and word

And horror of its old smelled-out mistakes
~ Whose scent still fills the universal air?
PLUG AWAY ENFANT  YOU'RE GETTING THERE"
~ James Merrill,
"Scripts for the Pageant"
[p. 332]
Twittering One - 17 Jan 2007 05:51 GMT
"I like a Ship in Storms, was lost,
Folly and I, her wing in my hand,
Boldly we go, if slightly out of sorts,

Unafraid to sail without a plan ~ !
In my other hand, a splash of Port,

Savored, a swallow back I toss.
If run aground, our Vessel's lost,
Whose Pleasure swills as contraband.

O, the Waves are plaid,
My map is checkered ~

Woe. My compass points its needle
In search of safer shore,
I ask no more,

But for my Vessel's answered riddle.
O woe. My map's fallen off the record."
~ Twittering

"A creature, I see, sports checkered plaid,
Argyle, his name, Tartan clad."
~ Folly

"Come, sweet Souls,
Let's banish Sorrow ~
Come. Tag after me and follow,
Tales for you, never told.

The Corridors of Bereavement
For you sprout Beaver's Mint

If mourning, yours,
Number back the years,

Backwards, from the morrow ~
Swim boldly though The Poole of Tears.

Come, sweet Souls,
Let's banish Sorrow ~
The Corridors of Bereavement
Sprout Beaver's Mint in the grass.
Let's swill a chirping glass.

Bereavement's Song can clear
The Vapors of Despair
And make us light as Air ~ !

Add a sprig of Beaver's Mint,
Shake vigorously, splash over rocks,
And pour ~
Toss back, swill, and swallow.
A swallow's song will banish care.

Swill and swallow. Your socks,
Are they pink, purple, or Argyle ~ ?

The Corridors of Bereavement
For you sprout Beaver's Mint,
My job, to guide you there.

Hopscotch each checkered red square,
Until you land squarely on Square Noir ~

A square, half-lit under a star,
'Tis very close, not too far.

O, but your socks must be Argyle,
Or you'll not get through The Turnstile."
~ Argyle
Twittering One - 17 Jan 2007 21:15 GMT
"O heavenly mingle! Be'st thou sad or merry ...
My salad days,
When I was green in judgment: cold in blood,
To say as I said then ~ ! But, come, away;
Get me ink and paper ~ !"
~ Cleopatra

"Deartest Hostess of The Mummies ~
To what end, how fine a point, your ink and paper,
For what daze does your gaze bedazzle,
If white your pearls, but grey your days ~ ?
In days of darkest spirit, does your candle's taper

Light the deepest night,
In shadow's half-light,
Doth your ink aptly think ~ ?

Forsooth, if so, a right fine caper
With my Quill, I, too, will scribble
In my memoir tonight, if fluttering letter,
In flight ~
Homeward bound, takes wing unfettered.

I quibble not."
~ Folly
Echosyn - 18 Jan 2007 00:58 GMT
> "O heavenly mingle! Be'st thou sad or merry ...
> My salad days,
[quoted text clipped - 21 lines]
> I quibble not."
> ~ Folly

Go easy on the drugs; it is quite apparent that you can't handle them.
Try Dr. Andrew Wiel's SSP principle.

-Echosyn
Twittering One - 18 Jan 2007 02:37 GMT
"When that churl death my bones with dust shall cover,
I wonder, is this a new planet, or effect of clover."
~ Twittering
Twittering One - 20 Jan 2007 03:53 GMT
"Thy word is current with me of Thy death;
My byrd wings whispers back to me your life."
~ Twittering
Twittering One - 23 Jan 2007 15:42 GMT
Traipse ~

"They followed the girl up some steep corner-stairs without meeting
any one, and stopped in the dark while she went on for a candle. They
expected every moment to hear Merrylegs give tongue, but the highly
trained performing dog had not barked when the girl and the candle
appeared together."
~ Charles Dickens,
"Hard Times"
Twittering One - 25 Jan 2007 02:15 GMT
"Sweet rose, my bouquet, be merry
When Spirits ring from quarters, airy ~

For, in the merry month of May
You'll hear a song, no matter what you say.

Ripe vine, the merry cheerer of the heart,
Will yield a cup or Spirit spilling Art

If song, your drink, hails a bright canary.
If silence most offends, to be merry best,
Stand fast, your grievance. Be not contrary,

If bidden, merry bells clink fast. If sad, confess.
Though Destiny say, So ~ ! Be merry, a caress,

A merry carafe, hear, your canary, a pretty one.
This merry Bryd sings Peace, when all is done.

Say, O, this was a merry message ~ !
Now, down your sparkling beverage."
~ Argyle
Twittering One - 25 Jan 2007 23:25 GMT
"Madcap perils, Baroque as Cleopatra's pearls,
My tale I'll tell, if Dutch wags join us, Dogonit ~ !"
~ Leonardo

"And bid the merry bells ring to thine ear;
Sport your Doggles, if Google fails, your vision clear."
~ Master Minor Byrd

"Well, if ever I do see the merry days
Of a well-aimed quiver, target missed, a maze
Into I amble, will I know a Minotaur,
If acquaintance I make, or shall I meander
Toward center, my companion, binoculars ~ ?"
~ Leonardo

"I'd like to be a tall giraffe
Drinking Perrier from a tall carafe,
I'd slurp a straw and sport a scarf
And utter elegant remarks."
~ Chardonnay
Twittering One - 26 Jan 2007 18:45 GMT
"I think I'll be a Sommelier
Who often quotes E. M. Forster,
Decants without apologies.
I'll study the French Symbolists,
Pose as an Existentialist ~
Query me, if you're unclear,
Yes, I'll confess, grape's my fetish.
I'm a Certified Sommelier."
~ Merlot
Twittering One - 27 Jan 2007 02:53 GMT
"It is my fate and perhaps
My temperament to sign agreements with fools."
~ E.M. Forster

"Nonsense and beauty have close connections."
~ Merlot
nightbat - 27 Jan 2007 03:20 GMT
nightbat wrote

> "It is my fate and perhaps
> My temperament to sign agreements with fools."
> ~ E.M. Forster
>
> "Nonsense and beauty have close connections."
> ~ Merlot

nightbat

        I'll always be affectionate nutty and batty for you Officer Twitty!

        at your service,
        the nightbat
Twittering One - 28 Jan 2007 04:06 GMT
"I think I'd be caterpillar,
Predecessor spectacular

Of a Puccini dragonfly ~
A duet, our aria, you and I.

You'd play a silver clarinet,
I'd wind up our String Quartet."
~ Merrylegs
Twittering One - 29 Jan 2007 05:12 GMT
"The merry songs of Peace to all our neighbors ~
A very leafy fence, our vine embroiders,
Verdant blush, ripe our grapes, plucked as favors.
Vintage yields, bare feet dancing, fruits of labor."
~ Merlot
Twittering One - 30 Jan 2007 23:55 GMT
"The Diatonic Dittymunch

The Diatonic Dittymunch plucked music from the air,
He swallowed scores of symphonies and still had space to spare.
Sonatas and cantatas slithered sweetly down his throat;
He made ballads into salads and consumed them note by note.

He ate marches and mazurkas, he ate rhapsodies and reels,
Minuets and tarantellas were the staples of his meals.
But the Diatonic Dittymunch outdid himself one day:
He ate a three-act opera --
And LOUDLY passed away."
~ Jack Prelutsky
Twittering One - 31 Jan 2007 00:00 GMT
"The broad-backed hippopotamus
Rests on his belly in the mud;
Although he seems so firm to us
He is merely flesh and blood."
~ T.S. Eliot
Twittering One - 01 Feb 2007 04:58 GMT
"Flora

am the handmaid of the earth,
I broider fair her glorious gown,
And deck her on her days of mirth
With many a garland of renown.

And while Earth's little ones are fain
And play about the Mother's hem,
I scatter every gift I gain
>From sun and wind to gladden them."
~ William Morris
Twittering One - 01 Feb 2007 05:27 GMT
"love is a place
& through this place of
love move
(with brightness of peace)
all places

yes is a world
& in this world of
yes live
(skillfully curled)
all worlds"
~ e e cummings
Twittering One - 02 Feb 2007 18:53 GMT
"Bring me wine, but wine which never grew
In the belly of the grape,
Or grew on vine whose tap-roots, reaching through
Under the Andes to the Cape,
Suffer no savor of the earth to scape.

Let its grapes the morn salute
>From a nocturnal root,
Which feels the acrid juice
Of Styx and Erebus;
And turns the woe of Night,
By its own craft, to a more rich delight."
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
Twittering One - 05 Feb 2007 00:34 GMT
"O, will you eat no grapes, my royal fox?
Yes, but you will my noble grapes, an if
My royal fox could reach them: I have seen a medicine
That's able to breathe life into a stone,
Quicken a rock, and make you dance canary
With spritely fire and motion; whose simple touch,
Is powerful to araise King Pepin, nay,
To give great Charlemain a pen in's hand,
And write to her a love-line."
~ Lafeu,
"All Swell That End's Well"
Twittering One - 06 Feb 2007 05:49 GMT
Come on guys, their numbers are dropping ...

Click ~ !

~ * The Animal Rescue
Site ~ Click the purple button
To feed an animal in need, every click gives a bowl ...

http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com

~ * ~
nightbat - 06 Feb 2007 06:52 GMT
nightbat wrote

> Come on guys, their numbers are dropping ...
>
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>
> ~ * ~

nightbat

        Very well Lt. Twitty, it is done.

        at your service,
        the nightbat
Twittering One - 07 Feb 2007 02:14 GMT
Good going, bat ~ !
Twittering One - 09 Feb 2007 01:14 GMT
"The Song of Shadows

Sweep thy faint Strings, Musician,
  With thy long lean hand;
Downward the starry tapers burn,
  Sinks soft the waning sand;
The old hound whimpers couched in sleep,
  The embers smoulder low;
Across the walls the shadows
     Come, and go.

Sweep softly thy strings, Musician,
  The minutes mount to hours;
Frost on the windless casement weaves
  A labyrinth of flowers;
Ghosts linger in the darkening air,
  Hearken at the open door;
Music hath called them, dreaming,
     Home once more."
~ Walter de la Mare
Twittering One - 10 Feb 2007 05:20 GMT
Click ~ !

~ * The Animal Rescue
Site ~ Click the purple button
To feed an animal in need, every click gives a bowl ...

http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com

~ * ~
Twittering One - 11 Feb 2007 03:11 GMT
"... He'll pace allright but then look carefully

at how, reaching the edge, he turns around...

... that quick step

revolving on the one hind leg, bringing the other down just as
the swivel ends, then giving over all the weight

to one front paw, onto each pad distinctly it would

seem, then onto number four and he's
around headed the other way

again."
~ Jorie Graham,
"The Sense of an Ending,"
"Erosion"
Twittering One - 12 Feb 2007 03:07 GMT
"Out of the hills of Habersham,
 Down the valleys of Hall,
I hurry amain to reach the plain,
Run the rapid and leap the fall,
Split at the rock and together again,
Accept my bed, or narrow or wide,
And flee from folly on every side
With a lover's pain to attain the plain
 Far from the hills of Habersham,
 Far from the valleys of Hall."
~ Sidney Lanier,
"Song of the Chattahoochee"
Double-A - 12 Feb 2007 06:48 GMT
> "Out of the hills of Habersham,
>   Down the valleys of Hall,
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> ~ Sidney Lanier,
> "Song of the Chattahoochee"

"All down the hills of Habersham,
 All through the valleys of Hall,
The rushes cried Abide, abide,
The wilful waterweeds held me thrall,
The laving laurel turned my tide,
The ferns and the fondling grass said Stay,
The dewberry dipped for to work delay,
And the little reeds sighed Abide, abide,
 Here in the hills of Habersham,
 Here in the valleys of Hall."

op. sit.
Twittering One - 12 Feb 2007 23:47 GMT
"Love is merely a madness, and, I tell you, deserves
as well a dark house and a whip as madmen do: and
the reason why they are not so punished and cured
is, that the lunacy is so ordinary that the whippers
are in love too. Yet I profess curing it by counsel."
~ Rosalind,
"As You Like It"
Twittering One - 13 Feb 2007 21:24 GMT
BREAKING NEWS
~ * The Westminster Show Results ~ !

http://www.westminsterkennelclub.org/2007/results/group/index.html

~ * ~

CLICK ~ !

~ * The Animal Rescue
Site ~ Click the purple button
To feed an animal in need, every click gives a bowl ...

http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com

~ * ~
Twittering One - 15 Feb 2007 01:02 GMT
~ * Happy Valentines ~ !

CLICK ...

~ * The Animal Rescue
Site ~ Click the purple button
To feed an animal in need, every click gives a bowl ...

http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com

~ * ~
nightbat - 15 Feb 2007 01:13 GMT
nightbat wrote

> ~ * Happy Valentines ~ !
>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
> ~ * ~

nightbat

        Thank you beautiful Officer Twitty, my Captain heart pounds
irresistibly. I pet click for you! Perhaps a Valentine poem for the
group would be nice.

        at your service,
        the nightbat
Twittering One - 16 Feb 2007 01:48 GMT
"A dog walks into a doctor's office ..."

http://dogsinthenews.com/en/news.php

CLICK ~ !

~ * The Animal Rescue
Site ~ Click the purple button
To feed an animal in need, every click gives a bowl ...

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TenKBabe - 16 Feb 2007 02:57 GMT
> "A dog walks into a doctor's office ..."
>
> http://dogsinthenews.com/en/news.php

Browsing that site, I found this story particularly touching.
http://dogsinthenews.com/issues/0201/articles/020129a.htm

tkb
Charlie Pendejo - 16 Feb 2007 04:16 GMT
TKB wrote:
> Twitty wrote:
>> "A dog walks into a doctor's office ..."
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> touching.
> http://dogsinthenews.com/issues/0201/articles/020129a.htm

Wow, that's a terrific site.  Thanks Twitters.

I'm giving up the little human news I'd been taking in; from now on
it's just doggy news for me!

Well OK.  Anything involving, say, astronauts and diapers, I'm still
gonna read.
Twittering One - 17 Feb 2007 02:54 GMT
"The Emperor of Ice-Cream

Call the roller of big cigars,
The muscular one, and bid him whip
In kitchen cups concupiscent curds.
Let the wenches dawdle in such dress
As they are used to wear, and let the boys
Bring flowers in last month's newspapers.
Let be be finale of seem.
The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream.

Take from the dresser of deal,
Lacking the three glass knobs, that sheet
On which she embroidered fantails once
And spread it so as to cover her face.
If her horny feet protrude, they come
To show how cold she is, and dumb.
Let the lamp affix its beam.
The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream."
~ Wallace Stevens

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nightbat - 17 Feb 2007 03:47 GMT
nightbat wrote

> "The Emperor of Ice-Cream
>
[quoted text clipped - 26 lines]
>
> ~ * ~

nightbat

        Yes, I love ice cream sweet Officer Twitty, glad you liked the
present I Team sent you, a special Space Rose like no other.

"Oh!, cold ice cream lips but so warmed by a tender kiss!
 Let the cream of joy run down your cheeks, don't miss!
 Oh! for the taste of those hidden folds, craving bliss!
 Sweet is the cold ice cream lips, so warmed by a tender kiss!"

                                                 the nightbat

        at your service,
        the nightbat
Twittering One - 17 Feb 2007 03:55 GMT
Excellent poetry, bat ~ !
Very Edmund Spenser Ish.

"What more miraculous thing may be told,
That fire, which all things melts, should harden ice,
And ice, which is congeal'd with senseless cold,
Should kindle fire by wonderful device?
Such is the power of love in gentle mind,
That it can alter all the course of kind."
~ Edmund Spenser
Twittering One - 18 Feb 2007 04:18 GMT
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Twittering One - 19 Feb 2007 01:12 GMT
"You are the town and we are the clock.
We are the guardians of the gate in the rock.
The Two.
On your left and on your right
In the day and in the night,
We are watching you.

Wiser not to ask just what has occurred
To them who disobeyed our word;
To those
We were the whirlpool, we were the reef,
We were the formal nightmare, grief
And the unlucky rose.

...

This might happen any day
So be careful what you say
Or do.
Be clean, be tidy, oil the lock,
Trim the garden, wind the clock,
Remember the Two."
~ W. H. Auden,
"The Two"

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Double-A - 19 Feb 2007 01:32 GMT
> "You are the town and we are the clock.
> We are the guardians of the gate in the rock.
[quoted text clipped - 30 lines]
>
> ~ * ~

CLICK ~ !

And Happy Chinese New Years to you all!

The Year of the Pig has arrived, so eat hardy!

Double-A
Twittering One - 21 Feb 2007 01:05 GMT
"Nay, if thy wits run the wild-goose chase, as have I,
A green goose a goddess: pure, pure idolatry,
Her name, Folly; her sister, Golly."
~ Cleopatra

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Twittering One - 22 Feb 2007 03:05 GMT
"We run for our health.
We stargaze for our imagination and our soul.
We write on medical topics for our living.

Please note that this post is On Topic.

Thank you for taking the time to read us."
~ Twittering LSTOO & Folly IAG

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Twittering One - 23 Feb 2007 03:14 GMT
"I ran under the stars tonight,
While gazing Heavenward ~

This keeps my blood pressure lower-than-average,
& because I like to write about the stars,

I just want to let you know that my stars are crossed,
& yesterday my internet provider told me
I am Off Topic,

In danger of a Disconnect ...

So PLEASE jump into this thread
If you want to keep this thread alive

& keep feeding animals in need ~ !"
~ Twittering

"Heck, yeah ~ !"
~ Folly

"... or it may die under Cania Minor,
While my health declines,

& I will lose my passion for running
Or writing about my health."
~ Twittering

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Charlie Pendejo - 27 Feb 2007 06:27 GMT
How much is that doggie
In the (butcher's) window?

http://www.alternet.org/story/13387/

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Charlie Pendejo - 28 Feb 2007 06:59 GMT
Lick ~ !

http://tinyurl.com/yokhtd

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Twittering One - 01 Mar 2007 21:34 GMT
Good one, CP.

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Twittering One - 03 Mar 2007 03:15 GMT
"It's too late. You should have paid him at the first chance you had.
Now Jabba's put a price on your head so large, every bounty hunter in
the galaxy will be looking for you. I'm lucky I found you first."
~ Greedo,
"Starwars"

"Run for your life ~ !"
~ Folly

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Twittering One - 04 Mar 2007 00:33 GMT
"I had grilled cheese for supper tonight."
~ Twittering

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Twittering One - 04 Mar 2007 22:51 GMT
"Is this Hell real, or am I just Psychotic ~ ?"
~ Theodore Storey

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Twittering One - 06 Mar 2007 03:28 GMT
"If music be the food of love, play on;
My food, my fortune and my sweet hope's aim,
As I do live by food, I met a fool
And, in despite, I'll cram thee with more food ~ !"
~ Sir Cumference

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Twittering One - 07 Mar 2007 03:47 GMT
"This goodly summer with your winter mix'd;
Thou flea, thou nit, thou winter-cricket thou,
That winter lion, who in rage forgets."
~ Argyle

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Twittering One - 08 Mar 2007 03:37 GMT
"To lose itself in a fog, where being three parts,
Hover through the fog and filthy air
With drooping fog as black as acheron ~

Contagious fogs; which falling in the land
And stain the sun with fog, as sometime clouds
Should make thee worth them. Blasts and fogs upon thee ~ !"
~ Black Chalk

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Twittering One - 09 Mar 2007 04:32 GMT
"Give me some drink; and bid the apothecary;
Go bid thy mistress, when my drink is ready
And hail Breugeut, that lovely plumed canary ~ !"
~ White Chalk

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Double-A - 10 Mar 2007 08:00 GMT
> "Give me some drink; and bid the apothecary;
> Go bid thy mistress, when my drink is ready
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> ~ * ~

Click!
Twittering One - 10 Mar 2007 23:20 GMT
"O me ~ ! You juggler ~ ! You canker-blossom ~ !
Is't possible the spells of France should juggle

As, nimble jugglers that deceive the eye,
How came he dead ~ ?  I'll not be juggled with

A threadbare juggler and a fortune-teller,
Juggler, you ~ ! Since when, I pray you, sir? God's

Got to know, she very well told me so, too ~ !
Hark, herald, hail The Ilk of Too."
~ Kibbles

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Twittering One - 12 Mar 2007 17:43 GMT
"Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul,
And sings the tune--without the words,
And never stops at all,

And sweetest in the gale is heard;
And sore must be the storm
That could abash the little bird
That kept so many warm.

I've heard it in the chillest land,
And on the strangest sea;
Yet, never, in extremity,
It asked a crumb of me."
~ Emily Dickinson

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Twittering One - 14 Mar 2007 04:18 GMT
"The gifts that one receives for giving are so immeasurable
that it is almost an injustice to accept them."
~ Rod McKuen

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Twittering One - 15 Mar 2007 03:55 GMT
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum
Shows that faith does not prove anything."
~ Friedrich Nietzsche

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Twittering One - 16 Mar 2007 04:14 GMT
"The pain of the mind is worse than the pain of the body."
~ Publilius Syrus

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Twittering One - 17 Mar 2007 20:46 GMT
"Allo ............................. Mum ~ ?

Thanks for being there
When I wake up in the morning.

It really helps."
~ Twittering

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Twittering One - 18 Mar 2007 17:33 GMT
A HARROW GRAVE IN FLANDERS

Here in the marshland, past the battered bridge,
    One of a hundred grains untimely sown,
Here, with his comrades of the hard-won ridge
         He rests, unknown.

His horoscope had seemed so plainly drawn,
    School triumphs, earned apace in work and play;
Friendships at will; then love's delightful dawn
         And mellowing day.

Home fostering hope; some service to the State;
    Benignant age; then the long tryst to keep
Where in the yew-tree shadow congregate
         His fathers sleep.

Was here the one thing needful to distil
    From life's alembic, through this holier fate,
The man's essential soul, the hero-will?
         We ask; and wait.
~ Crewe

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Warhol - 18 Mar 2007 23:47 GMT
> A HARROW GRAVE IN FLANDERS
>
[quoted text clipped - 28 lines]
>
> ~ * ~

St Patrick regrets his not being an animal rights activist

http://www.hallmark.com/
click on the ecard link
Twittering One - 19 Mar 2007 00:00 GMT
The bear is very endearing ...
Warhol - 19 Mar 2007 00:18 GMT
> The bear is very endearing ...

Animal and human rights activists are one

William Wilberforce who is
credited with being the prime
mover of slavery abolition
in the 19th Century, was also
an animal protector who
established a group for the
protection of animals.
Susan B Anthony and many
other American abolitionists
also felt no division between
human and animal rights.

The movie Amazing Grace
mentions that Newfoundland
fishermen saved the offal
from fish to feed the Caraibbean
slaves.

101 Reasons To Be Vegetarian

101 reasons VivaVegie Pam is veg
http://www.vivavegie.org/vv101/101reas2003.htm

http://www.britishmeat.com/49.htm
49 reasons this person
is a vegetarian

Animal Sentience
http://www.ciwf.org.uk/sentience/
Twittering One - 20 Mar 2007 18:42 GMT
"Air ~

Naturally it is night.
Under the overturned lute with its
One string I am going my way
Which has a strange sound.

This way the dust, that way the dust.
I listen to both sides
But I keep right on.
I remember the leaves sitting in judgment
And then winter.
I remember the rain with its bundle of roads.
The rain taking all its roads.
Nowhere.

Young as I am, old as I am,

I forget tomorrow, the blind man.
I forget the life among the buried windows.
The eyes in the curtains.
The wall
Growing through the immortelles.
I forget silence
The owner of the smile.

This must be what I wanted to be doing,
Walking at night between the two deserts,
Singing."
~ W.S. Merwin

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Double-A - 21 Mar 2007 00:17 GMT
DON'T EAT THE POISON DOG FOOD!

"On March 17, 2007, the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) issued a
press release about the Pet Food Recall of Foods Manufactured by Menu
Foods, Inc. We are reproducing it here as a public service.

The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has been informed that Menu
Foods, Inc., a private-label pet food manufacturer based in
Streetsville, Ontario, Canada, is recalling all its "cuts and gravy"
style dog and cat food produced at its facility in Emporia, Kansas
between December 3, 2006 and March 6, 2007. The products are sold in
the United States, Canada and Mexico.

The recall was prompted by consumer complaints received by the
manufacturer and by tasting trials conducted by the manufacturer.
There has been a small number of reported instances of cats and dogs
in the United States that developed kidney failure after eating the
affected product. Ten deaths, one dog and nine cats, have reported at
this time. The firm has undertaken extensive testing of the pet food
products in question, but to date has been unable to find the source
of the problem.

The products are packaged in cans and pouches under numerous brand
names and are marketed nationwide by many pet food retailers including
Ahold USA Inc., Kroger Company, Safeway, Wal-Mart Stores, Inc.,
PetSmart, Inc., and Pet Valu, Inc.

Menu Foods, Inc. has identified the potentially contaminated products
on the Internet at {see our first post in this thread:
http://www.dogexplorer.com/dog/index.php/topic,210.0.html }. Consumers
who have any of these products should immediately stop feeding them to
their pets. Dogs or cats who have consumed the suspect feed and show
signs of kidney failure (such as loss of appetite, lethargy and
vomiting) should consult with their veterinarian. Menu Foods, Inc. is
notifying retailers by telephone and mail and is arranging for the
return of all recalled products.

FDA is conducting an investigation and working with Menu Foods, Inc.
to ensure the effectiveness of the recall. Consumers with questions
may contact the company at 1-866-895-2708.

Consumers who wish to report adverse actions or other problems can go
to http://www.fda.gov/opacom/backgrounders/complain.html to contact
the FDA complaint coordinator in their state."

http://www.dogexplorer.com/dog/index.php?topic=210.msg622

Double-A
Art Deco - 21 Mar 2007 00:53 GMT
>DON'T EAT THE POISON DOG FOOD!
>
>"On March 17, 2007, the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) issued a
>press release about the Pet Food Recall of Foods Manufactured by Menu

[screed flush]

What does this have to do with the Flowing Space Nonsense?

Signature

Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco

"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert

Double-A - 21 Mar 2007 01:07 GMT
> >DON'T EAT THE POISON DOG FOOD!
>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> --
> Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco

You're all heart, Art.

Never had a pet?

Double-A
Art Deco - 21 Mar 2007 03:53 GMT
>> >DON'T EAT THE POISON DOG FOOD!
>>
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
>Double-A

Hypocrisy noted.

Signature

Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco

"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert

John "C" - 21 Mar 2007 05:12 GMT
> >You're all heart, Art.
> >
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> Hypocrisy noted.

The last pet Art had, his Gay boyfriend ate it!  Art's all alone now and has
no friends.  Not even AUKers.

HJ
chatnoir - 21 Mar 2007 07:59 GMT
> > >You're all heart, Art.
>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> HJ

Art actually had 3 dogs!  The other two were sacrificed during a
flood!  Art stood on their necks so as to not get his new shoes wet!
The dogs were sacrificed and drowned for Art's news shoes - he shops
with Condi Rice!
John "C" - 21 Mar 2007 14:01 GMT
> > > >You're all heart, Art.
> >
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
> The dogs were sacrificed and drowned for Art's news shoes - he shops
> with Condi Rice!

Shocking!!!

HJ
Teh Czar ov Awl Teh Flonkers - 22 Mar 2007 03:30 GMT
I'll never know another Art Deco like Art Deco on Tue, 20 Mar 2007
20:53:39 -0600 in AUK, they're so drad:
>>> >DON'T EAT THE POISON DOG FOOD!
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>>
>>Never had a pet?

He has two -- "Honest" John and Jacky the nightbat. Well, not counting
all the rest of the saucerheads.

> Hypocrisy noted.

Quite.

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"So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many
years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and
everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!"
       -- Eddie Izzard

"Religion is an insult to human dignity.  With or without it, you'd
have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but
for good people to do bad things, it takes religion."
       -- Steven Weinberg, Nobel Laureate

"i have no need for sex; i'd rather tease you, honeybuns." -- Teh Mop
Jockey doesn't know the meaning of "TMI". MID:
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"Gabrielle?! Monkey-man, you bring her back! You know, you two are
beginning to irritate me with these obsessions of yours!
Fish don't just catch themselves!" -- Xena, "Fins, Femmes, &
Gems" (64/318)

Quoth Max Grrl to the Monkey:

> Free cl00: Why do you think you've been nominated for so many awards,
> Dribbles???

"Because y'all have so many nyms. Like I stated yesterday. Your b1tch as$
opinion doesn't mean $hit to me. You are totally irrelevant to me. I
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NightMist wrote about Beauty/Venus In Furs/Olympiada:
> By the by, the "BT" that was mentioned in my exchange with her? That is
> a retired bishop that she thinks is lurking in usenet groups giving her
> secret messages about what and where to post.

"I did not say he was giving me anonymous messages about where to post,
I said he *may* have given me anonymous messages about where to post."
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Twittering One - 21 Mar 2007 00:59 GMT
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Twittering One - 21 Mar 2007 10:55 GMT
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Twittering One - 22 Mar 2007 02:24 GMT
>From the Castle in the Air,
To the Little Corner of the World

In the region of clouds, where the whirlwinds arise,
My castle of fancy was built;
The turrets reflected the blue from the skies,
And the windows with sunbeams were gilt.
The rainbow sometimes, in its beautiful state,
Enamel'd the mansion around;
And the figures that fancy in clouds can create,
Supplied me with gardens and ground.
I had grottoes, and fountains, and orange tree groves,
I had all that enchantment has told;
I had sweet shady walks, for the Gods and their - Loves,
I had mountains of coral and gold.

But a storm that I felt not, had risen and roll'ds
While wrapp'd in a slumber I lay;
And when I look'd out in the morning, behold
My Castle was carried away.

It pass'd over rivers, and valleys, and groves,
The world it was all in my view;
I thought of my friends, of their fates, of their loves,
And often, full often of You.

At length it came over a beautiful scene,
That nature in silence had made;
The place was but small, but 'twas sweetly serene
And checkered with sunshine and shade.

I gazed and I envied with painful goodwill,
And grew tired of my seat in the air;
When all of a sudden my Castle stood still,
As if some attraction was there.

Like a lark from the sky it came fluttering down,
And placed me exactly in view,
When whom should I meet in this charming retreat,
This corner of calmness, but You.

Delighted to find you in honor and ease,
I felt no more sorrow, nor pain;
But the wind coming fair, I ascended the breeze,
And went back with my Castle again.
~ Thomas Paine

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Twittering One - 23 Mar 2007 19:58 GMT
"Wagging tails alone
Where she left them were little sheep;
Lost Bopeep doesn't know
And has behind her them tails wagging;
Home come, and she'll find them."
~ Folly

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Twittering One - 24 Mar 2007 23:10 GMT
"The cat will mew and dog will have his day.
I had rather be a dog, and bay the moon,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs ~ !

You, of the Roman disciplines, sadder than is a puppy-dog,
The time when screech-owls cry and ban-dogs howl,
Go get thee hence, and find my dog again ~ !"
~ Twittering

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Twittering One - 27 Mar 2007 03:23 GMT
"Most maculate thoughts, master, are masked under
Honesty; my mask, to defend my beauty; and you, too,
Join'd with a masker and a reveller ~ !

If some suspect of ill mask'd not thy show,
For revels, dances, masks and merry hours,
Fair ladies mask'd are roses in their bud."
~ White Chalk

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Twittering One - 01 Apr 2007 03:46 GMT
"I'm a Black Helicopter

I'm a black helicopter
Spinning over ground.
These are my rotor-blades
Slowing Reality down.

Faster now, and faster ...
These are my rotor-blades
Spinning music, till it fades ~
They're spinning like a top.
Take off ...
         Turn around
Touch down...
         Stop.

Faster now, and faster,
Divert the next disaster ..."
~ Black Chalk

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Twittering One - 01 Apr 2007 22:40 GMT
"I

   turn

   its

   pages:

   caporal,

   capote,

   what a marvel

   to pronounce these plosive

   syllables,

   and further on,

   capsule,

   unfilled, awaiting ambrosia or oil

   and others,

   capsicum, caption, capture,

   comparison, capricorn,

   words

   as slippery as smooth grapes,

   words exploding in the light

   like dormant seeds waiting

   in the vaults of vocabulary,

   alive again and giving life:

   once again the heart distills them."

~ Pablo Neruda,
"Ode to the Dictionary"

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Twittering One - 03 Apr 2007 03:19 GMT
"Two Scavengers in a Truck,
Two Beautiful People in a Mercedes

At the stoplight waiting for the light
nine a.m. downtown San Francisco
a bright yellow garbage truck
with two garbagemen in red plastic blazers
standing on the back stoop
one on each side hanging on
and looking down into
an elegant open Mercedes
with an elegant couple in it
The man
in a hip three-piece linen suit
with shoulder-lenght blond hair&sunglassed
The young blond woman so casually coifed
wit