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Actionplans

PreAction Plans:  Learn semaphore to be able to communicate with
friends, since the use of telephones and email is no longer safe.

Remember, this mission is only for TRUE PATRIOTS, willing to sacrifice
all to defend our country from the dictator in the White House who
wants to destroy our country, our people and anything that stands in
his way to absolute power.

Remember how unfortunate it was that no one assassinated Hitler.

1) Everyone mail W. a bag of pretzels.  Any kind will do.

If he doesn't choke to death,

2) Homemade W. Bush VooDoo Dolls.  They must be home made or they are
not authentic.  The people who voted for him may need a road map.  Aim
for the .   (It's worth a shot.)

Erstwhile, during the undertaking of all other plans,

3) Sing the We Bury Bush Song 10 times per day.  This is actually a
prayer, but it is disguised in code.

Sincerity and devotion is critical.

4) Drag for ticks as soon as the season is appropriate.  Store in the
refridgerator until you can visit 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.  Pretend to
be flying a kite, when in fact, you will be dispersing the ticks over
the White House lawn.  (Less than 1/2 the people see the rash.)

This will take some time and will knock off some of the Secret Service
staff first, but that will be amusing because we Lyme victims will
enjoy watching this new epidemic of hypochondria in DC.

The Bush bowwows will bring the infection into the White House,
guaranteed.  It will take a while before everyone noticed W's gotten
funnier in the head than usual, but he'll be probably be seen to be
complaining about Mr. Peanut problems first.

If captured, simply say, "Lyme is easily diagnosed and cured, Go ask
Mark Klempner."

5) Identify several strategically placed persons all around the country
who are assumed to be brain dead, and then everyone yell, "TERRI
SCHAIVO ALERT!!!"  simultaneously.  This will generate so much air
traffic among the Republicans that hopefully some of them will crash
into each other.

6) Always carry a copy of that "damned piece of paper" on you in case
you have a media/television crew opportunity.  Whip it out, and say,
"Yoo hoo, Double Yoooo."   (Or  "Yoo-Hoo- Dubya-Giddyup YippeoKai-yai,"
or "BigBaddaboom Saddam," or "Mission Accomplished!!"  or whatever you
think will capture his attention.)

Hopefully this will effect enough of a trantrum that he'll blow a
cerebral artery, weakened by all the years of cocaine and booze.

Keep thinking...  Summers he sometimes goes to Kinnebunkport.  Drop
some ticks on the family boat and especially around the golf courses.
Carrier pigeons are good too, but they're only good for one tick ride.
Make sure the birds have no leg tags, because they may croak on the
Bush property.

If captured, simply say, "Lyme is easily diagnosed and cured, Go ask
Mark Klempner."

Maybe he'll decide he needs to go for a bike ride on the Vineyard this
summer and then we don't have to do anything.

We Bury Bush

Here we go round the we bury bush, the we bury bush the we bury bush,
here we go round the we bury bush, so early in the mornin,  This is the
way we swift boat rove, swift boat rove, swift boat rove, this is the
way we swift boat rove, so early in the mornin, This is the way we
alberto jail, alberto jail, alberto jail, this is the way we alberto
jail, so early in the mornin, This is the way we hang the dick, hang
the dick hang the dick, this is the way we hang the dick so early in
the mornin, This is the way we shock and awe, shock and awe, shock and
awe, this is the way we shock and awe so early in the mornin.