Most women don't need that. One false move and their cooters turn into
an industrial ice crusher on their own. Besides, like any new miracle
product these days, all you have to do is sneeze hard enough and it
gives you a clitectomy.

--

 HellPope Huey
    There are none so blind as those
    who are determined to wear a black silk starter bra
    as driving goggles.

   "The only difference between a dream and a nightmare
      is how big your balls are, bitch."
          ~ "Wanted", Mark Millar

    Giving the devil his due has
     an oft-neglected counterpart
      in what angels have to offer.
          ~ H. P. Huey