I've got my copper bracelet,

Ive got magnets in my shoes.

I take some melatonin when,

I feel the need to snooze.

I read 'Prevention' magazine,

To get the latest news,

But I've got the fibromyalgia multiple chemical sensitivity chronic fatigue
syndrome blues.

I've seen an irridologist,

A chiropractor, too.

Accupucture twice-a-week,

I'm needled through and through.

I've been Reikied, rubbed, and healing touched,

And Rolfed until I'm bruised.

But I've still got the fibromyalgia multiple chemical sensitivity chronic
fatigue syndrome blues.

I gave up meat and milk and sweets,

I live on nuts and greens.

I buy all kinds of supplements,

From herbs to spirolines.

I've done a thorough colon cleanse,

(I'll spare you the reviews.)

But I've still got the fibromyalgia multiple chemical sensitivity chronic
fatigue syndrome blues.

I drink my urine every day,

I use Clark's "zapper," too.

I tie myself in yogic knots,

Do Tai Chi, and Kung Fu.

My psychic healer counsels me,

To heed my spirit muse.

But I've still got the fibromyalgia multiple chemical sensitivity chronic
fatigue syndrome blues.

< blues guitar break >

I've tried Naturopathy, Aromatherapy,

Aruvedic and Qi Gong.

Reflexology, psychic surgery,

Teas from old Hong Kong.

I've read the books and heard the tapes,

And learned alternative views.

But I've still got the fibromyalgia multiple chemical sensitivity chronic
fatigue syndrome blues.

©Rich Shewmaker 2005