I visited my sister yesterday who has 20 month-old twins. Playing with them
in the garden I broke off a small leafy oak twig
to show her young lad the shape of oak leaves from close up. As I bent down
to present him with it, he looked at me and said: "Put it back!"

James

My ex told me that she'd heard anyone can get £3000 for a little toe.
Medical science use.  I was, er, sceptical, but there were dollar signs
in my eyes, and if it should be the case that I can make this money, in
the UK, then I'd do it, if it was all above board and with anaesthetic,
etc.  They don't really serve any purpose do they, them toes, though
I'd probably have to get smaller sandles next summer I suppose, and I
really do need the money and am not able for health reasons to work.
I'm happy to get shot of the little toe off each foot.  I mean, six
grand!
  So if anyone can give me more information, that'd be champion.
  (By the way I'm not 'Trisha'/Jerry Springer material, I've got a
degree, admittedly from a former polytechnic, and am a published poet.
However, if I can build on the six grand _after_ the op by going on
Trisha - caption: "My son is bone idle so he sold his tootsies" - then
maybe I would.)
  I'm not joking.
  By the way, yes I'm aware that I am opening myself up to a crazy
rohypnol/serial killer scenario by making this enquiry, but: six grand!
Six grand!