"dank" <dank@nugget.org>

To All My Democrat Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
low-stress,non-addictive,gender-neutral celebration of
the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most
enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect
for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at
all. I also wish you a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of
the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures
whose contributions to society have helped make America great.
Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor
the only America in the Western Hemisphere.
Also, this wish is made without regard to

the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual
preference of the wished.

To My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!