South Park is my religion, I've discovered that much like the bible
people consulted in the past, South Park has a story for just about
every conceivable situation in life.

And then there's its power of prophecy, seven years ago Episode 209,
"Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls" predicted the existence of a movie
opening today called "Brokeback Mountain."

In 209 an independent film festival comes to town and Wendy asks one
of the guys if he wants to go and he tells her no because indie
films are nothing but stories about a bunch of gay cowboys eating
pudding.  Sure enough, at the festival they screen a film titled "A
Bunch of Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding" featuring two cowboys eating
pudding who then decide to explore their sexuality.

So "Brokeback Mountain" features two gay cowboys, but since I haven't
seen it yet I don't know if any pudding is involved.  But it is an
independent film and features gay cowboys, so some power of prophecy
must be at work here.

The movie stars Heath Ledger, a hot blonde cutie I remember seeing in
some fantasy television show called "Roar."  I don't know who the
other guy in the movie is, but he's cute too.