Old jokes updated with our favourite con doctor

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Patient: "Dr. Gallo, what I need is something to stir me up; something to
put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in this
prescription?"
Dr. Gallo "No need for that. You will find that in your bill."
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A patient, his name was "Chico" goes to see Dr. Gallo about stomach
trouble.
Dr. Gallo prescribed plenty of milk and gave Chico a bottle of pills.
"I'll stop by this evening and see how you're doing," Dr. Gallo said. "In
the meantime, drink at least four glasses of milk. Milk is the ticket for
curing your trouble. So drink plenty of it."
That evening, Dr. Gallo returned, examined Chico and told him, "You're
much better this evening. Just be sure you don't drink any milk. Not one
glass. It's not for you."
"But, Dr. Gallo," Chico exclaimed, "only this morning you told me that
milk was what I needed and that I should drink four glasses of it."
"Well, what do you know?" the Dr. Gallo replied. "It certainly goes to
show that we've made tremendous progress in medicine since the last time I
saw you."
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There was this city doctor (Dr. Gallo) who started a practice in the
countryside. Dr.Gallo once had to go to a farm to attend to a sick farmer
who lived there. After a few housecalls he stopped coming to the farm. The
puzzled farmer finally phoned him to ask what's the matter, didn't he like
him or somethin'. Dr. Gallo said, "No, its your ducks at the entrance...
Every time I enter the farm, they insult me!"
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Dr. Gallo gave a guy six months to live. He didn't pay his bill, so he
gave him another six months.
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